The Martins Of Cro' Martin, Vol. II (of II)Lever, Charles
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The Martins Of Cro' Martin, Vol. II (of II)
Lever, Charles
Ireland -- History -- 1800-1837 -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The remainder of the goodly company had grown stouter or thinner,
jollier or more peevish, as temperament inclined; for it is with human
nature as with wine: if the liquor does not get racier with years, it
degenerates sadly.
The first act of the whist and backgammon playing was over, and the
party now sat, stood, crouched, lounged, or lay, as chance and the state
of the furniture permitted, at supper. At the grand table, of course,
were the higher dignitaries, such as Father Maher, the Captain, Miss
Busk, and Mrs. Clinch; but cockles were eaten, and punch discussed in
various very odd quarters; bursts of joyous laughter, too, came from
dark pantries, and sounds of merriment mingled with the jangling crash
of kitchen utensils. Reputations were roasted and pancakes fried,
characters and chickens alike mangled, and all the hubbub of a festival
prevailed in a scene where the efforts of the fair hostess were directed
to produce an air of unblemished elegance and gentility.
Poor Clinch, the revenue officer, who invariably eat what he called “his
bit” in some obscure quarter, alone and companionless, was twice “had
up” before the authorities for the row and uproar that prevailed, and
underwent a severe cross-examination, “as to where he was when Miss
Cullenane was making the salad,” and, indeed, cut a very sorry figure
at the conclusion of the inquiry. All the gayeties and gravities of
the scene, however, gradually toned down as the serious debate of the
evening came on; which was no other than the lamentable condition of
the prospects of Kilkieran, and the unanimous opinion of the ruinous
consequences that must ensue from the absence of the proprietor.
“We 've little chance of getting up the news-room now,” said the
Captain. “The Martins won't give a sixpence for anything.”
“It is something to give trade an impulse we want, sir,” broke in
Miss Busk,--“balls and assemblies; evening reunions of the _élite_ of
society, where the elegance of the toilet should rival the _distingué_
air of the company.”
“That's word for word out of the 'Intelligence,'” cried the Captain.
“It's unparliamentary to quote the newspapers.”
“I detest the newspapers,” broke in Miss Busk, angrily; “after
advertising the Emporium for two seasons in the 'Galway Celt,' they gave
me a leading article beginning, 'As the hot weather is now commencing,
and the season for fashion approaches, we cannot better serve the
interests of our readers than by directing attention to the elegant
“Symposium!”' 'Symposium!'--I give you my word of honor that's what they
put it.”
“On my conscience! it might have been worse,” chuckled out the Captain.
“It was young Nelligan explained to me what it was,” resumed Miss Busk;
“and Scanlan said, 'I'd have an action against them for damages.'”
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