Aristocracy (Social class) -- England -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction
The marquis grinned. “Nothing like a cleric for thinking of the main
chance!” he said to himself.
The bishop hesitated a few moments, looked up at the steps of the
hotel, and hastened across the market-place as rapidly as his portly
paunch and tight ecclesiastical shoes permitted. Mr. Massarene was
standing on the top of the step with three of his supporters. The
churchman took from his pocket a roll of thick vellum-like paper,
evidently a memorial or a subscription-list.
“For the rood-screen,” he murmured. “A transcendent work of art.
And the restoration of the chauntry. Dear Mr. Massarene, with your
admirable principles, I am sure we may count on your support?”
William Massarene, with his gold pencil case between his thick finger
and thumb, added his name to the list on the vellum-like scroll.
The lord-lieutenant was on that list for twenty guineas; Lord Roxhall
for ten guineas. William Massarene wrote himself down for two hundred
guineas.
“Back the Church for never forgetting to do business,” said the marquis
with a chuckle to himself; and he too mounted the hotel steps as his
ecclesiastical friend descended them, after warmly and blandly pressing
the candidate’s hand and inviting him to dinner at the episcopal palace.
“Booking a front seat in heaven, Mr. Massarene?” he cried out in his
good-humored contemptuous voice. “Well, come, do something for earth
too. You haven’t subscribed to the Thorpe Valley Hounds. Got to do it,
you know. Hope you’re sound about Pug.”
The marquis had been master of the pack for a dozen years.
“I’m no sportsman,” said his victim, who had no notion who or what Pug
was. “But if it’s the custom in the county----”
“Of course it’s the custom of the county! Roxhall, poor fellow, was a
staunch friend to us. You mustn’t be otherwise. We’ll draw Vale Royal
coverts for cubs next October. Mind you’re sound about Pug.”
“May I ask what Lord Roxhall subscribed?”
“Fifty guineas,” said the M. F. H. truthfully.
Mr. Massarene planted his legs a little further apart and thrust out
his stomach.
“I’ll give four fifties to the dogs,” he said with grandeur.
“The dogs!” ejaculated the marquis; but he restrained his emotions and
grasped his new subscriber’s hand cordially.
“The Kennels and the Cathedral got the same measure,” he thought with
amusement, as he nodded good-humoredly to the crowd below and entered
the hotel to get a nip of something warm.
“Deuced clever of the Bishop; I shouldn’t have thought of making the
cad ‘part.’ What an eye the saints always have on the money-bags,” he
thought as he drank some rum-punch.
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