Aristocracy (Social class) -- England -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction
A fit of coughing stopped his revelations, to which the discreet
lawyer turned a deaf ear. He was an excellent person who lived in a
large, square, white house, with shrubberies, and a carriage-drive, and
a page in buttons; to him marriage was marriage, and a duke and duchess
were one and indivisible; when such people got into law courts he was
sincerely sorry that they did not respect themselves as greatly as he
respected them; he knew that the gentleman, too, who now lay dying had
been in many discreditable straits, for he had himself been frequently
called in to assist in getting the delinquent out of them; but a duke
was a duke, Otterbourne was Otterbourne, in the eyes of the good and
conservative attorney, and he had a deaf ear which he could turn very
usefully when needed.
To assist in making such a terrible hotch-potch of scandal, as would
be made by any posthumous repudiation, might have tempted a London
Old Bailey practitioner, but it did not tempt for an instant this
respectable rural devotee of Themis.
Cocky was silent for some time, breathing hard and deliberating what he
would do. Almost more than his wife he hated his brother Alberic, who
had always been the beloved of his father.
He raised himself, at last, feebly on his pillows. “Look here, Curton,”
he said, with gasping effort, “you make my will, and be quick about
it, for I’m dead beat. I can’t touch much, I know, but where I can do
anything, make it as deuced unpleasant for her as you can; and renew
the--the--what d’ye call it--settlement for the jewels, so that
she’ll have to give ’em up; renew it just as it stood in my father’s
and grandfather’s wills, will you? And look here, Curton: I appoint as
guardians my brother-in-law and my uncle Augustus.”
Mr. Curton inclined his head in approval.
“Lord Hurstmanceaux and the Bishop of Dunwich? Your Grace could not
make a more admirable selection. The highest principle----”
Cocky chuckled with a sound very like the death-rattle. “I choose
Ronnie ’cause he’s so damned conscientious, he can’t refuse, and he’ll
hate it so; and I choose old Augustus ’cause he came down once when I
was a shaver at Eton and never tipped me, and gave me a beastly book
called ‘The Christian Year.’ Make it all as deuced annoyin’ to both
of ’em as you can. Lord, what a pother they’ll find all my affairs
in--that’s a comfort.”
And it was a genuine tonic and cordial to him to think how, after his
decease, all his sins and embarrassments would continue to circle like
mosquitos around the heads of his trustees and executors.
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