Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
"My dee-ar Mr Ping--you'll pardon me? I ask you as a man, as an artist
in your profession, could I see my son--my heir--a gentleman who I hope
some day will make a brilliant match--a young man who is going at once
into the best of society--could I now, Mr Ping, see that youth in a
suit of clothes made by Crowder and Son? Refuse my appeal, if you
please, my dear sir, but--you'll pardon me--do not add insult to the
injury."
Mr Ping was mollified, and rubbed his hands softly. This was
flattering: for Crowder and Son, according to his view of the case, did
not deserve to be called tailors--certainly not gentlemen's tailors; but
he remained firm.
"No, Mr Denville, sir, far be it from me to wish to insult you, sir,
and I thank you for the amount of custom you've brought me. You can't
say as I'm unfair."
"You'll pardon me, Mr Ping; I never did."
"Thank you, sir; but as I was a saying, you've had clothes of me, sir,
for years, and you haven't paid me, sir, and I haven't grumbled, seeing
as you've introduced me clients, but I can't start an account for Mr
Denville, junior, sir, and I won't."
The MC took snuff, and rested first on one leg and then on the other;
lastly, he held his head on one side and admired two or three velvet
waistcoat pieces, so as to give Mr Ping time to repent. But Mr Ping
did not want time to repent, and he would not have repented had the MC
stayed an hour, and this the latter knew, but dared not resent, bowing
himself out at last gracefully.
"Good-morning, Mr Ping, good-morning. I am sorry you--er--but no
matter. Lovely day, is it not?"
"Lovely, sir. Good-morning--poor, penniless, proud, stuck-up,
half-starved old dandy," muttered the prosperous tradesman, as he stood
in his shirt-sleeves at the door, his grey hair all brushed forward into
a fierce frise, and a yellow inch tape round his neck like an alderman's
chain. "I wouldn't trust his boy a sixpence to save his life.
Prospects, indeed. Fashion, indeed. I expect he'll have to 'list."
The MC went smiling and mincing along the parade, waving his cane
jauntily, and passing his snuff-box into the other hand now and then to
raise his hat to some one or another, till he turned up a side street,
when, in the solitude of the empty way, he uttered a low groan, and his
face changed.
"My God!" he muttered. "How long is this miserable degradation to
last?"
He looked round sharply, as if in dread lest the emotion into which he
had been betrayed should have been observed, but there was no one near.
"I must try Barclay. I dare not go to Frank Burnett, for poor May's
sake."
A few minutes later he minced and rolled up to a large, heavy-looking
mansion in a back street, where, beneath a great dingy portico, a
grotesque satyr's head held a heavy knocker, and grinned at the visitor
who made it sound upon the door.
"Hallo, Denville, you here?" said Mr Barclay, coming up from the
street. "Didn't expect to see you. I've got the key: come in."
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