The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty ModeyneMacfall, Haldane
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The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty Modeyne
Macfall, Haldane
Bohemianism -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Paris (France) -- Fiction
“Gentlemen,” said he, and he thrust his thumbs into the armholes of
his waistcoat, raising a drowsy eyebrow--“woman was once content to
_be_. Hiccup. To trip through the banquet of existence appealing to
man as the Beautiful; and, being beautiful, to be loved--to sit on
the knees of man and kiss him kisses. She is no longer content. Woman
has become a danger--a menace--hiccup--a pronounced menace. Damn this
hiccup! Woman, I say, has become a menace to the State. Woman is
no longer content to be beautiful--she has come out into the noisy
thoroughfare of life and demands liberty to win her own career, and to
clean up that thoroughfare. I call it unwomanly. Yet the men, like the
asses they are--hiccup--are marrying them. But, you know, I’m against
blue-stockings----”
“Order!” cried the Major--“the ladies’ underclothes are out of order.”
The draper licked his lips and blinked:
“I withdraw the stockings,” said he--“fancy, you and me, gentlemen,
mating with a female who knows as much as we do--fancy the want of
’armony there must be in the house where the lady is our equal in
intelligence and in the--all the other things that go to make up a
man’s natural superiority--hiccup.... I’m against this Pallas Athene
business myself--the woman putting on the blooming helmet and coming
out and criticising conduct. It’s indelicate. It takes the bloom off
the peach of her modesty. Not, mind you, that I’m one as plumps too
solid for modesty. Not at all. I don’t go nap on modesty. For my part,
I like a woman who can take her buss like a live thing--as women were
meant by God’s design so to do. A woman who draws the line at honest
kissing is no woman at all--and is of the nature of a public nuisance.
A woman who is cold-blooded enough to write sonnets to her love when
she might be sitting on his knees and loving her love is committing an
offence against her Original Intention--which is a sin against nature.
I ask you, then, gentlemen, to fill your glasses and drown Modesty....”
CHAPTER XXV
_Wherein the Major takes to his Bed_
The winter dawdled late in the city.
Saint Valentine went out into the darkness of the night, with silent
feet muffled in a heavy fall of snow.
And Major Modeyne went with him.
They brought him home in the early morning, dead and icy cold, and laid
him upon his bed; and when they were gone Betty sat by the still figure
and stroked the chill hand that had done intentional ill to none;
in such strange manner she tasted for the first time the bitterness
of death--in such sorry fashion the poor tattered remains of her
childhood fell from her, sitting there, listening for the deep mystic
significance of the eternal slaying that is a part of the eternal
life....
Betty, as by pronounced habit, was to suffer for it.
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