The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty ModeyneMacfall, Haldane
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The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty Modeyne
Macfall, Haldane
Bohemianism -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Paris (France) -- Fiction
He gave up his hat to the dandified little man and sat down in the
barber’s chair before the mirror, the little man fussing about him the
while.
“Devlin,” said he, lying back in the chair, “I saw Mr. Myre leaving
this place----”
Devlin flung a large white pinafore round the youth and tied it at the
back of his neck.
“That’s so, sir,” said Devlin. He tucked some white towels under his
chin. “And faith, it’s quite the great man he is now.”
“Hoho!” said Noll--“affluent and well-to-do, eh? I suppose he has quite
divorced himself from Art, then!”
“What’s that?” screamed Devlin, stopping his lathering. “Mr. Myre
divorced from Art!” He went to the door to see that it was carefully
closed. “Whisht, sir; it’s a fine hairy libel-action ye’ll be wadin’ in
at the police courts, Mr. Noll, if ye don’t hold a restraint on ye.”
“But my good Devlin--he always swore that reward and affluence destroy
the artist!”
Devlin laughed; and got back to his lathering:
“Ah, Mr. Noll, it’s your old self, it is--findin’ flaws in the Irish
logic of him.” He chose a razor. “By the book, I remember well the day
Mr. Lovegood pulled the leg of the great man here. Ye’ll remember it,
maybe. No?” He held Noll’s chin with damp fingers and began to shave:
“Well, says Mr. Myre, says he, it’s death and to the devil with art
when the artist works for money and reward, says he. That’s so, says
Mr. Lovegood, for I always thought meself, says Lovegood, down in the
great resoundin’ belly of him, says he: I always thought meself, says
he, that Willie Shakespeare would have turned out less indifferent
poetry, says he, if he hadn’t been trying to fill the stalls in his old
Globe Theatre all the time, says he, and makin’ eight thousand a year,
present reckoning, out of the damned blank poetry of him, says he....
Mr. Myre he licked his lips, wid a black sullen look on him, like a dog
that’s been robbed of his bone. And, by the powers, the most simple law
officer of the Crown could have foretold that Mr. Myre was going to
have a sudden engagement in the city thin and there from the wan smile
that came over the head of him. But----”
He concentrated his whole attention for a while on the upper lip of
Noll, and having shaved it, he added:
“But it’s the black mental gloom that got a holt of the great man that
day.”
“Oh?” asked Noll.
“That’s so,” said the barber. “Oh, yes.... And ye didn’t hear tell of
it, sir?... Mother of God, it was the talk of the sivin continents....
Ah, begod, sure it’s a damned penny-whistle this Fame, anny way. Ah,
sir; it was a great fall that, mind ye. He took it like Julius Cæsar
with the Opposition takin’ hacks out of him under Pompey’s pillar--just
wid a wan dignified look on him.... Oh, yes; he’s a great man. If
stickin’ to it, and the divil’s own confidence in one’s own greatness,
and industry, and strong opinions and histrionic adultery can make
genius, that man’s a barrel of it----”
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