"At noon on Thursday the town assembled again and escorted its
Mayor and Mayoress to the Hymen Hospital, where, in the presence
of a distinguished company, Mrs. Hansombody (ward and heiress of
the late S. Hymen) unveiled a bust of her gallant kinsman, whose
premature heroic death Troy has never ceased to lament.
Sir Felix Felix-Williams made eulogistic reference to the
deceased, remarking on the number of instances by which the late
war had confirmed the truth of the Roman poet's observation that
it is pleasant and seemly to die for one's country. The Mayor
responded on behalf of his amiable lady, whom Sir Felix's
tribute had visibly affected. The sculpture was pronounced to
be a lifelike image, reflecting great credit on the artist,
Mr. Tipping, R.A. The pedestal, five feet in height, is of
polished black Luxulyan granite, and bears name and date with
the words 'Take Him for All in All We shall not Look upon his
Like again.' The bust, executed in plaster of Paris, will be
replaced by marble when funds allow. The crowd dispersed in
silence after the ceremony. Dancing in the street followed at
6 p.m., and was kept up with spirit for some hours, during which
a large quantity of beer was given away."
The Major lay in the next room--the casualty ward--and stared up at
the whitewashed ceiling.
His whole being ached as though, mind and body, he had been set
upon and beaten senseless with bladders. And this was the second
time! Yes--good heavens, how had he deserved it?--the second time!
He remembered, after the disaster off Boulogne--many days after--
awaking to consciousness in his prison bed in the fortress of Givet.
Then, as now, he had lain staring, his whole soul sickened by the
cruel jar of the jest. Hand of fate, was it? Nay, a jocose and
blundering finger, rather, that had flipped him, as a man might flip
a beetle, into the night. Then, as now, his soul had welled up in
sullen indignation. He blamed no one; for in all the stupid chapter
of accidents there was no one to blame. But when the Protestant
chaplain in Givet came to his bed he turned his face to the wall.
He refused to give his name. He did not understand this blind
malevolence of fate, but he would make no terms with it. He--Solomon
Hymen--had a will of his own and a proper pride. If the world chose
to use him so, after all his services to mankind, let it go and be
damned to it. I tell you, the man had courage.
If his friends at home valued him, let them seek him out. He had
given them cause enough for gratitude. If not, he asked nothing of
them. In the prison he gave his name as Mr. Solomon.
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