He picked it up. . . . Yes, why should he not take a turn in the
garden to compose his mind? In his present agitation he was not
likely to woo slumber with success. . . . He slipped on his coat
again and descended the stairs, latchkey in hand. A lamp burned in
the hall, and by the light of it he read the hour on the dial of a
grandfather's clock that stood sentry beside the dining-room door--
five-and-twenty minutes past ten. The Baskets would not be returning
for another hour at least. He unlatched the front door, stepped out,
and closed it softly behind him.
Now mark how simply--how, with a short laugh--by the crook of a
little finger, as it were--the envious gods topple down the tallest
human pride.
The Major descended the front steps, halted for a moment to peer at a
statuette of Hercules resting on his club, and passed on down the
central path of the garden with a smile for his worthy friend's
foible. A dozen paces, and his toe encountered the rim of Mr.
Basket's fish-pond. . . .
The Major went into Mr. Basket's fish-pond souse!--on all fours,
precipitately, with hands wildly clawing the water amid the
astonished goldfish.
The echo of the splash had hardly lost itself in the dark
garden-alleys before he scrambled up, coughing and sputtering, and
struggling to shore rubbed the water from his eyes. Now the basin
had not been cleaned out for some months, and beneath the water,
which did not exceed a foot and a half in depth, there lay a good two
inches of slime and weed, some portion of which his knuckles were
effectively transferring to his face. He had lost a shoe.
Worse than this, as he stood up, shook the water out of his breeches
and turned to escape back to the house, it dawned on him that he had
lost the latchkey!
He had been carrying it in his hand at the moment of the catastrophe.
. . . He sat down on the pebbled path beside the basin, flung
himself upon his stomach and, leaning over the brink as far as he
dared, began to grope in the mud. After some minutes he recovered
his shoe, but by and by was forced to abandon the search for the key
as hopeless. He had no lantern. . . .
He cast an appealing glance up at the light in his bedroom window.
His gaze travelled down to the fanlight over the front door. And
with that the dreadful truth broke on him. Without the latchkey he
could not possibly re-enter the house.
He unlaced and drew on his sodden shoe, and sat for a while
considering. Should he wait here in this dreadful plight until his
hosts returned? Or might he not run down to the theatre (which lay
but two short streets away), explain the accident to a doorkeeper,
and get a message conveyed to Mr. Basket? Yes, this was clearly the
wiser course. The streets--thank Heaven!--were dark.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account