"Now then, Bill, steady does it," whispered Mr. Jope, and saluted
again. "You'll excuse me, sir, but Mr. Wapshott was below last night
when we brought you aboard from dinin' with his R'yal Highness."
"I remember nothing," groaned Captain Crang. "I never _do_ remember
when--and before the Duke too!"
Mr. Jope coughed. "His R'yal Highness, sir--if you'll let me say
so--was a bit like what you might call everyone else last night.
He shook hands very affectionate, sir, at parting, an' hoped to have
your company again before long."
"Did he so? Did he so?" said Captain Crang. "And--er--could you at
the same time call to mind what I answered?"
Mr. Jope looked down modestly. "Well, sir, having my hands full at
the time wi' this here little lot, I dunno as I can remember
precisely. Was it something about the theayter, Bill?" he demanded,
turning to Mr. Adams.
"It wor," answered Mr. Adams sturdily.
"And as how you'd never shipped a crew o' playactors afore, but you'd
do your best?"
"Either them very words or to that effect," confirmed Mr. Adams,
breathing hard and staring defiantly at the horizon.
"The theatre? . . . I was at the theatre?" Captain Crang passed a
shaking hand over his brow. "No, damme! . . . and yet I remember now
at dinner I heard the Duke say--"
Here it was Captain Crang's turn to stare dumbfounded at an
apparition, as a pair of handcuffed wrists thrust themselves up
through the main hatchway and were painfully followed by the rest of
Mr. Orlando B. Sturge.
"Oh, good Lord! Look! Is the ship full of 'em?" shouted the
Captain.
"They ain't real," murmured Mr. Wapshott soothingly. "You'll get
accustomed. They began by being frogs," he explained, with the
initiatory air of an elder brother, and waved a feeble hand. "Eggs--
if you'll 'low me, sir, to conclude--egg-sisting in the 'magination
only. Go 'way--shoo!"
But Mr. Sturge was not to be disembodied so easily. On the contrary,
as the vessel lurched, he sat down suddenly with a material thud and
clash of handcuffs upon the poultry-coop, nor was sooner haled to his
feet by the strong arm of Mr. Adams than he struck an attitude and
opened on the Captain in his finest baritone.
"'Look,' say'st thou? Ay, then, look! Nay, gloat if thou wilt,
tyrant--miscreant shall I say?--in human form! Yielding, if I may
quote my friend here"--Mr. Sturge laid both handcuffed hands on the
shoulder of Bill Adams--"yielding to none, I say, in my admiration of
Britain's Navy, I hold myself free to protest against the lawlessness
of its minions. I say deliberately, sir, its minions. My name, sir,
is Orlando B. Sturge. If that conveys aught to such an intelligence
as yours, you will at once turn this vessel round and convey us back
to Plymouth with even more expedition than you brought us hither."
Captain Crang fell back and caught at the mizzen shrouds.
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