The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His ManuscriptKittredge, Daniel Wright
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The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His Manuscript
Kittredge, Daniel Wright
Failure (Psychology) -- Fiction; Harvard University -- Fiction; University of Virginia -- Fiction
The heavens might drop at my feet and I could better believe the sight
than what now met my eyes. A portly gentleman, with the native swagger
and sure mien of a thoroughbred aristocrat, mounted the hotel steps.
A hush fell upon the surrounding chatter. And here came my shock. He
was none other than Crowther, the football player, whom I had known a
decade before at the University of Virginia. In those days of youthful
cynicism, some students used to say that Crowther played football for
money. No matter; here he was now, with a string of obsequious friends,
ladies and gentlemen, following in his wake. Reporters to the right of
him, photographers before him, lackeys behind him.
He held a levee on the porch steps for a few moments, and then came
down the veranda where I was sitting, thus cutting off every means of
escape. Not that I had the least idea that he would remember me, but
still I did not care to give him the chance to forget me. He advanced
cane in hand. From his walk, it was evident that the heavy society act
had become Crowther’s long suit.
“Why, how do you do!” he said, holding out a tightly gloved hand.
“I am glad to see you, Mr. Crowther;” I said, lying in spite of myself,
for which of us is not affected by contact with powerful wealth. He sat
down on the porch railing, and naturally I aped his example.
“You ought to be a politician;” I said, laughing.
“How’s that?”
“Because you never forget a face. You have not seen me for over ten
years.”
“Speaking of remembering faces,” said he, tapping me with his cane,
“whom do you think I once ran into four summers ago just as I have met
you here.”
“I can not imagine.”
“It may be you won’t even remember his name--that queer stick--a--why I
have forgotten it myself--oh, yes--Dun--Dunlevy, don’t you remember he
used to sit with us at college?”
“In the name of God tell me where he is.”
“Oh, that I don’t know--so you recall him? Well, I met him over in
England--down at Richmond, in Surrey. Did you ever hear of that famous
hotel there, the Star and Garter?”
“Yes,” I said, “Thackeray mentions it; and then I lived in Richmond
once.”
“Oh, did you really? Very good; then you know the spot. It was there I
saw Dunlevy, wheeled around by an old darky.”
“Wheeled about? Was he an invalid?”
“He was suffering from locomotor ataxia, so I was told. Really, the
poor chap aroused my pity, and I left my party of friends and went
over to speak to him. He had never heard of me nor I of him since we
left college. Think of that! And when I told him that I had become the
largest pickle grower in the world, what do you think he said?”
“Tell me?”
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