The Memoirs of Admiral Lord BeresfordBeresford, Charles William De la Poer Beresford, Baron
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The Memoirs of Admiral Lord Beresford
Beresford, Charles William De la Poer Beresford, Baron
Admirals -- Great Britain -- Biography; Great Britain -- History, Naval -- 19th century
And sure enough, he turned back, became quite well, and I secured his
release after he had served a short term. I found him a place in
China, sent him East, and never saw him again. When I went to China
subsequently, I failed to find him. After his interval of Western
service, China took him and swallowed him up. And that was the end of
Tom Fat.
He was in my service when, upon the return voyage to Australia of the
_Galatea_, we touched at Mauritius. In that strange island I came
across a youthful negro savage. I learned his history from his master,
an amiable French gentleman. Punch, as I named him, had been brought
to Mauritius by a British cruiser. The warship had chased a slaver,
whose crew jettisoned the slaves. They were fettered in chains and
hove over the side. When the British seamen boarded the vessel they
found her holds empty, except for the odour. In a dark corner was
stowed a bundle of rags, into which a bluejacket thrust his cutlass.
The rags sprang to life with a yell, and there was Punch with a wound
in his thigh, of which he carried the scar to his end.
It occurred to me that Punch would serve me for a groom, and I said so
to his master.
"_Tiens!_" said that gentleman pleasantly. "You shall have him for
five shilling."
"Done!" said I, and paid him the money. He did not think I was
serious; but he made no bones about ridding himself of his garden-boy.
Punch was the most hideous savage I have ever viewed. He was black as
a boot; even his lips were black; his face was seamed with the
cicatrices which were the totem marks {86} of his tribe, whatever that
may have been; and his countenance was exactly like the countenance of
a bull-dog. The scars wrinkled his cheeks, like a bull-dog's jowl. He
was densely stupid, and wild of temper. He attacked one of the men on
board with his teeth. But he was utterly fearless, and although he
knew nothing about horses, he was never afraid of them. He was
apparently constructed of india-rubber. Nothing hurt him. When I
drove a tandem, it was his duty as tiger to spring up behind as we
started. But as my horses started at speed, Punch had not always time
to run from their heads to the back of the vehicle. I have known him
catch a spoke of the wheel and be whirled into the air, and the wheel
to pass over him, without harming him in the least.
At a race meeting in Australia, Punch begged for a mount, and I
borrowed a horse, which galloped away down the course, Punch clinging
to him with arms and legs exactly like a monkey. He took two big
fences like a bird; but at the third, the horse breasted it, fell
backwards and rolled over upon his rider. I thought he was killed, but
he wasn't. He was not even damaged.
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