The Memoirs of Harriette Wilson, Volumes One and Two: Written by HerselfWilson, Harriette
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The Memoirs of Harriette Wilson, Volumes One and Two: Written by Herself
Wilson, Harriette
Courtesans -- Great Britain -- Biography; Wilson, Harriette, 1786-1846
"To hear that man talk," said George Lamb, "one might almost be led to
believe he was a very fine fellow!"
On our arrival at Livius's lodgings in Dover Street, we found an
elegant, cold supper laid out, with plenty of champagne on the
side-board.
"Your master is gone to the watch-house," said Elliston, "and has
requested me to do the honours. Ah! ah!" continued he, taking up one of
the soup plates, "we have white soup, I presume. I am very fond of white
soup, and am very hungry. Pray, bring it up directly."
The young lady and I declare that it was a shame and a sin to sit down
without Livius.
George Lamb begged leave to differ in opinion; because he wanted his
supper.
Elliston insisted, and the white soup made its appearance. In about a
quarter of an hour after we were seated, Livius entered the room quite
out of breath.
"Did not I tell you he would soon join us?" said Elliston. "Sit down, my
dear Livius. Your white soup was so excellent, that there is none left.
You used my name, of course, at the watch-house?"
"If he had, he would have been kept there for a week," observed George
Lamb, and Elliston laughed heartily, though very slily.
"This," said Elliston, drawing out a small unbound volume from his
pocket, "this is the French farce from which Kemble has taken the new
piece he is to bring out next Thursday. What think you of our getting it
up the same evening?"
"Let me see it," said Livius. Elliston desired that he would translate a
few lines.
George Lamb and Elliston together, after they had listened to a page or
two, with one voice exclaimed, "Very stupid."
"Mine is but mere literal translation," said Livius. "Harriette, no
doubt, could make something of it."
"Will you oblige me by undertaking it, madam?" inquired Elliston, "and
completing it in two days?"
"If anybody can be found to accomplish the songs," I observed, "I won't
be behindhand."
"I will rhyme them in English," said George Lamb, "if you really wish
it."
"And I will set them to music," added Livius, "provided Mr. Lamb will
sit up all night to get them done in time for me."
"I think it wont answer," said George, "and be only tiring the poor
performers, as well as ourselves, to no purpose; but, if you really have
fixed your heart upon the thing, I will devote a night, and finish the
songs."
Elliston waxed more generous as he waxed more drunk, and suddenly
throwing the farce behind the fire, exclaimed, "This competition with
the other house is paltry and ungentlemanlike. I will have none of it.
It is in too bad a taste; besides," said he, half in mockery, "Mr.
Livius's piece is to have such a run, we shall want nothing else all the
season!"
"Apropos of that little piece," said I, "I wish Livius would play the
songs, and sing them to us."
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