The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. YellowplushThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush
Thackeray, William Makepeace
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With respeck, then, to the barnetcy pint, this is my advice: brazen it
out. Us littery men I take to be like a pack of schoolboys--childish,
greedy, envius, holding by our friends, and always ready to fight. What
must be a man's conduck among such? He must either take no notis, and
pass on myjastick, or else turn round and pummle soundly--one, two,
right and left, ding dong over the face and eyes; above all, never
acknowledge that he is hurt. Years ago, for instans (we've no ill-blood,
but only mention this by way of igsample), you began a sparring with
this Magaseen. Law bless you, such a ridicklus gaym I never see: a man
so belaybord, beflustered, bewolloped, was never known; it was the laff
of the whole town. Your intelackshal natur, respected Barnet, is not
fizzickly adapted, so to speak, for encounters of this sort. You must
not indulge in combats with us course bullies of the press: you have not
the STAMINY for a reglar set-to. What, then, is your plan? In the midst
of the mob to pass as quiet as you can: you won't be undistubbed. Who
is? Some stray kix and buffits will fall to you--mortial man is subjick
to such; but if you begin to wins and cry out, and set up for a marter,
wo betide you!
These remarks, pusnal as I confess them to be, are yet, I assure you,
written in perfick good-natur, and have been inspired by your play of
the “Sea Capting,” and prefiz to it; which latter is on matters intirely
pusnal, and will, therefore, I trust, igscuse this kind of ad hominam
(as they say) disk-cushion. I propose, honrabble Barnit, to cumsider
calmly this play and prephiz, and to speak of both with that honisty
which, in the pantry or studdy, I've been always phamous for. Let us,
in the first place, listen to the opening of the “Preface of the Fourth
Edition:”
“No one can be more sensible than I am of the many faults and
deficiencies to be found in this play; but, perhaps, when it is
considered how very rarely it has happened in the history of our
dramatic literature that good acting plays have been produced, except by
those who have either been actors themselves, or formed their habits of
literature, almost of life, behind the scenes, I might have looked for
a criticism more generous, and less exacting and rigorous, than that
by which the attempts of an author accustomed to another class of
composition have been received by a large proportion of the periodical
press.
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