The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. YellowplushThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Master and servant -- Fiction
“Is it not so, beloved one? IS not your happiness bound up with mine,
in a union with me? I am proud to think so--proud, too, to offer such a
humble proof as this of the depth and purity of my affection.
“Tell me that you will still be mine; tell me that you will be mine
tomorrow; and to-morrow these vile chains shall be removed, and I will
be free once more--or if bound, only bound to you! My adorable Matilda!
my betrothed bride! Write to me ere the evening closes, for I shall
never be able to shut my eyes in slumber upon my prison couch, until
they have been first blessed by the sight of a few words from thee!
Write to me, love! write to me! I languish for the reply which is to
make or mar me for ever. Your affectionate
“A. P. D.”
Having polisht off this epistol, master intrustid it to me to carry,
and bade me at the same time to try and give it into Miss Griffin's hand
alone. I ran with it to Lady Griffinses. I found Miss, as I desired, in
a sollatary condition; and I presented her with master's pafewmed Billy.
She read it, and the number of size to which she gave vint, and the
tears which she shed, beggar digscription. She wep and sighed until I
thought she would bust. She even claspt my hand in her's, and said, “O
Charles! is he very, very miserable?”
“He is, ma'am,” says I; “very miserable indeed--nobody, upon my honor,
could be miserablerer.”
On hearing this pethetic remark, her mind was made up at onst: and
sitting down to her eskrewtaw, she immediantly ableaged master with an
answer. Here it is in black and white:
“My prisoned bird shall pine no more, but fly home to its nest in these
arms! Adored Algernon, I will meet thee to-morrow, at the same place, at
the same hour. Then, then, it will be impossible for aught but death to
divide us.
“M. G.”
This kind of flumry style comes, you see, of reading novvles, and
cultivating littery purshuits in a small way. How much better is it
to be puffickly ignorant of the hart of writing, and to trust to the
writing of the heart. This is MY style: artyfiz I despise, and trust
compleatly to natur: but revnong a no mootong, as our continential
friends remark: to that nice white sheep, Algernon Percy Deuceace,
Exquire; that wenrabble old ram, my Lord Crabs his father; and that
tender and dellygit young lamb, Miss Matilda Griffin.
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