"Then who but Anne was the pretty fighter," Clavers went on lightly, "with a horseman's piece on her left arm, and a drawn tuck in her right hand? Also was she not the fine general? For she kept the enemy's forces sindry, marching her servants to and fro, all armed to the teeth--to and fro all day between them, and threatening the tent in which was the preacher to the rabble. She cried to them that if they did not leave the parish of Methven speedily, it would be a bloody day for them. And that if they did not come to the kirk decently and hear the curate, she would ware her life upon teaching them how to worship God properly, for that they were an ignorant, wicked pack! A pirlicue[9] which pleased them but little, so that some rode off that they might not be known, and some dourly remained, but were impotent for evil. [Footnote 9: In this case, the application of the discourse.] "I never knew that Anne Keith was such a spirity lass. I would all such lasses were as sound in the faith as she." This was the word of Roger McGhie, uttered like a meditation. I felt sure he thought of his daughter Kate. "Then," continued John Graham, "after that, Anne took her warlike folk to the kirk. And lo! the poor curate was so wandered and feared, that he could make no suitable discourse that day, but only stood and bleated like a calf, till the Lady Anne said to him, 'Sir, if you can neither fight nor preach, ye had better go back to the Hielands and herd kye, for by the Lord, I, Anne Keith, can fight and preach too!'" "As they do say the Laird of Methven right well knoweth," said Roger McGhie, in the very dry and covert way in which he said many things. "Ah!" said Clavers, and smiled a little as if he also had his own thoughts. But he went on. "So on the very next day Anne held a court in the hall, and all the old canting wives of the parish were there. She set the Test to all their throats, and caused them to forswear conventicling at the peril of their lives--all but one old beldame that would in no wise give way, or be answerable for her children, who were well kenned and notour rebels. "Then Anne took from the hag her apron, that was a fine braw one with pockets, and said to her, 'This I shall retain till you have paid your son's fines. If ye cannot keep your other brats out of the dirt, at least I shall keep this one clean for you.'" "Ha, very well said, Anne!" cried Roger McGhie, clapping the table. For "brat" is but the Scots word for apron, and such a brisk conceity saying was like that very spirited lady, Anne Keith. "But with yourself, how goes it?" asked the Laird of Balmaghie. Claverhouse turned a silver spoon over and over, and looked at the polish upon it thoughtfully.