The Millionaires’ was the show club of the city, the one which the
ineffably rich had set apart for themselves. It was up by the park, in
a magnificent white marble palace which had cost a million dollars.
Montague felt that he had never really known the Major until he saw him
here. The Major was excellent at all times and places, but in this club
he became an _edition de luxe_ of himself. He made his headquarters
here, keeping his suite of rooms all the year round; and the atmosphere
and surroundings of the place seemed to be a part of him.
Montague thought that the Major’s face grew redder every day, and the
purple veins in it purpler; or was it that the old gentleman’s shirt
bosom gleamed more brightly in the glare of the lights? The Major met
him in the stately entrance hall, fifty feet square and all of Numidian
marble, with a ceiling of gold, and a great bronze stairway leading to
the gallery above. He apologized for his velvet slippers and for his
hobbling walk—he was getting his accursed gout again. But he limped
around and introduced his friend to the other millionaires—and then
told scandal about them behind their backs.
The Major was the very type of a blue-blooded old aristocrat; he was
all _noblesse oblige_ to those within the magic circle of his
intimacy—but alas for those outside it! Montague had never heard anyone
bully servants as the Major did. “Here you!” he would cry, when
something went wrong at the table. “Don’t you know any better than to
bring me a dish like that? Go and send me somebody who knows how to set
a table!” And, strange to say, the servants all acknowledged his
perfect right to bully them, and flew with terrified alacrity to do his
bidding. Montague noticed that the whole staff of the club leaped into
activity whenever the Major appeared; and when he was seated at the
table, he led off in this fashion—“Now I want two dry Martinis. And I
want them at once—do you understand me? Don’t stop to get me any butter
plates or finger-bowls—I want two cock-tails, just as quick as you can
carry them!”
Dinner was an important event to Major Venable—the most important in
life. The younger man humbly declined to make any suggestions, and sat
and watched while his friend did all the ordering. They had some very
small oysters, and an onion soup, and a grouse and asparagus, with some
wine from the Major’s own private store, and then a romaine salad.
Concerning each one of these courses, the Major gave special
injunctions, and throughout his conversation he scattered comments upon
them: “This is good thick soup—lots of nourishment in onion soup. Have
the rest of this?—I think the Burgundy is too cold. Sixty-five is as
cold as Burgundy ought ever to be. I don’t mind sherry as low as
sixty.—They always cook a bird too much—Robbie Walling’s chef is the
only person I know who never makes a mistake with game.”
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