The Military Sketch-Book, Vol. 2 (of 2): Reminiscences of seventeen years in the service abroad and at homeMaginn, William
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The Military Sketch-Book, Vol. 2 (of 2): Reminiscences of seventeen years in the service abroad and at home
Maginn, William
Bushrangers; Military biography; Soldiers -- Conduct of life
Hanson changed colour--he looked closer--he recognized him--then fell
on his knees by the bed and seizing his old Captain’s hand, wept like a
child. I hurried out of the room, for I could not bear the scene.
Hanson never left the bed of the dying officer one hour at a time.
However, the poor fellow died next day; and the last sad office of
closing his eyes was performed by this faithful and humane soldier;
nay, more--from his purse came the expenses of the funeral--his own
hands made the coffin--and no mourner ever followed the beloved dead to
the grave with a sincerer sorrow, than Hanson did his poor Captain.
MESS-TABLE CHAT.
No. IV.
(A SKETCH FOR THE “MEDICOS.”)
“There were four-and-twenty Doctors all of a row.”
OLD SONG.
SCENE.--_The mess-room, of the Medical Staff at Chatham. A
couple of dozen Doctors at dinner; all in blue uniform,--red collar
and cuffs, no epaulettes. Guests, consisting of a retired Major,
and a Captain of Infantry on full pay. Attendants, &c. &c._
_Staff Surgeon Ward._ This goose is as good a _subject_ as ever I _cut
up_:--Doctor Adipose, shall I send you a _superior extremity_?[16]
_Dr. Adipose._ Thank you, Mr. Ward. I’ll take one--au--hau--, with a
slice of the breast; and, as your hand is in, you may as well let me
have the--au--Pope’s nose.
_Staff Surgeon Ward._ There,--there,--there, Doctor--there you are;
there is the delicious _os coccygis_ for you.
_Dr. Adipose._ Thank you, au--hau--, thank you, my dear friend--very
good, indeed.
_Dr. Kyle._ Permit me to send you some sauce.
_Dr. Adipose._ Thank you, Doctor, au--hau--, very good, very good; it
looks a perfect Kitchener,--au--hau, very good, indeed.
_Hospital Assistant Lintly._ Mr. President, a little soup.
_President._ Eh! what! soup again, Lintly?
_Hospital Assistant Lintly._ Yes, Sir, if you please.
_President._ There, there. De’il a word I’ll say aboot yer taste, mon;
gin ye had supped as much sargery soup as me, ye’d tak to soolids.
_Dr. Kyle._ Ah, Mr. President, you were too long in the Peninsula to
recover your taste for soup.
_President._ True, Doctor! Hey--de ye remember when you and I war
hospital mates togither at Belem, when the sargeryman wad han’ us up
twa smoking tins o’ broth, to see if it war fit for the sick; an’ then
we wad hae anither twa, to see if it war fit for the wounded; an’ then
twa mere to see if we liked it oorsels,--ha! ha! ha! Doctor, we war
jolly hospital mates, then. Ecod! I never swallowed a mouthfu’ o’ soup
sin’ I was promoted.
_Dr. Kyle._ I was never an hospital _mate_, Mr. President; “_Hospital
Assistant to the Forces_,” was _my_ first appointment in the department.
_President._ Aweel, it’s a’ the self-same thing. When I first
entered--noo sax-an’-twenty years--we had mates, an’ nae assistants at
a’.
_Dr. Kyle._ You are perfectly right, there; the service had no
_assistants_ at that time, sure enough.
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