The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
“I'm scoldin' him because he don't think enough of himself,” cried
Statira.
“Well, he seems to take it pretty meekly,” said 'Manda Grier. “I guess
you didn't scold very hard. Now, young man,” she added to Lemuel, “I
guess you better be goin'. It's five o'clock, and if you should be out
after dark, and the bears should get you, I don't know what S'tira would
do.”
“'Tain't five yet!” pleaded Statira. “That old watch of yours is always
tryin' to beat the town clock.”
“Well, it's the clock that's ahead this time,” said 'Manda Grier. “My
watch says quarter of. Come, now, S'tira, you let him go, or he sha'n't
come back any more.”
They had a parting that Lemuel's mother would have called sickish
without question; but it all seemed heavenly sweet and right. Statira
said now he had got to kiss 'Manda Grier too; and when he insisted, her
chin knocked against his, and saved her lips, and she gave him a good
box on the ear.
“There, I guess that 'll do for one while,” she said, arranging her
tumbled hair; “but there's more kisses where that came from, for both of
you if you want 'em. Coots!”
Once, when Lemuel was little, he had a fever, and he was always seeming
to glide down the school-house stairs without touching the steps with
his feet. He remembered this dream now, when he reached the street; he
felt as if he had floated down on the air; and presently he was back in
his little den at the hotel, he did not know how. He ran the elevator up
and down for the ladies who called him from the different floors, and he
took note of the Sunday difference in their toilet as they passed in to
tea; but in the same dreamy way.
After the boarders had supped, he went in as usual with Mrs. Harmon's
nephew, less cindery than on week-days, from the cellar, and Mrs.
Harmon, silken smooth for her evening worship at the shrine of a popular
preacher from New York. The Sunday evening before, she had heard an
agnostic lecture in the Boston Theatre, and she said she wished to
compare notes. Her tranquillity was unruffled by the fact that the
head-waitress had left, just before tea; she presumed they could get
along just as well without her as with her: the boarders had spoiled
her, anyway. She looked round at Lemuel's face, which beamed with his
happiness, and said she guessed she should have to get him to open the
dining-room doors, and seat the transients the next few days, till she
could get another head-waitress. It did not seem to be so much a request
as a resolution; but Lemuel willingly assented. Mrs. Harmon's nephew
said that so long as they did not want him to do it he did not care who
did it; and if a few of them had his furnace to look after they would
not be so anxious to kick.
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