The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
After he was gone, some of the other boarders began to drop in from the
lectures and concerts which they frequented in the evening. The ladies
had all some favour to ask of Lemuel, some real or fancied need of
his help; in return for his promise or performance, they each gave him
advice. What they expressed collectively was that they should think that
he would put his eyes out reading by that gas, and that he had better
look out, or he would ruin his health anyway, reading so much. They
asked him how much time he got for sleep; and they said that from twelve
till six was not enough, and that he was just killing himself. They had
all offered to lend him books; the least literary among them had a sort
of house pride in his fondness for books; their sympathy with this taste
of his amused their husbands, who tolerated it, but in their hearts
regarded it as a womanish weakness, indicating a want of fibre in
Lemuel. Mrs. Harmon as a business woman, and therefore occupying a
middle ground between the sexes, did not exactly know herself what to
make of her clerk's studiousness; all that she could say was that he
kept up with his work. She assumed that before Lemuel's coming she had
been the sole motive power of the house; but it was really a sort of
democracy, and was managed by the majority of its inmates. An element
of demagoguery tampered with the Irish vote in the person of Jerry,
nominally porter, but actually factotum, who had hitherto, pending the
strikes of the different functionaries, filled the offices now united in
Lemuel. He had never been clerk, because his literature went no further
than the ability to write his name, and to read a passage of the
constitution in qualifying for the suffrage. He did not like the new
order of things, but he was without a party, and helpless to do more
than neglect the gong-bell when he had reason to think Lemuel had
sounded it.
About eleven o'clock the law-student came in with the two girl
art-students, fresh from the outside air, and gay from the opera they
had been hearing. The young man told Lemuel he ought to go to see it.
After the girls had opened their door, one of them came running back to
the elevator, and called down to Lemuel that there was no ice-water, and
would he please send some up.
Lemuel brought it up himself, and when he knocked at the door, the same
girl opened it and made a pretty outcry over the trouble she had given
him. “I supposed, of course, Jerry would bring it,” she said contritely;
and as if for some atonement, she added, “Won't you come in, Mr. Barker,
and see my picture?”
Lemuel stood in the gush of the gas-light hesitating, and the
law-student called out to him, jollily, “Come in, Mr. Barker, and
help me play art-critic.” He was standing before the picture, with his
overcoat on and his hat in his hand. “First appearance on any stage,” he
added; and as Lemuel entered, “If I were you,” he said, “I'd fire that
porter out of the hotel. He's outlived his usefulness.”
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