The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
“Well,” said the editor, “this would do all three.”
“Would you come to hear me, if I wrote the sermon?”
“Ah, that's asking a good deal.”
“Why don't you develop your idea in an article? You're always bragging
that you preach to a larger congregation than I.”
“I propose to let you preach to my congregation too, if you'll write
this sermon. I've talked to you before about reporting your sermons in
_Saturday Afternoon_. They would be a feature; and if we could open with
this one, and have a good 'incisive' editorial on it, disputing some of
your positions, and treating certain others with a little satire, at
the same time maintaining a very respectful attitude towards you on the
whole, and calling attention to the fact that there was a strong and
increasing interest in your 'utterances,' which we were the first to
recognise,--it would be a card. We might agree beforehand on the points
the editorial was to touch, and so make one hand wash another. See?”
“I see that journalism has eaten into your soul. What is your subject?”
“Well, in general terms, and in a single word, _Complicity_. Don't you
think that would be rather taking? 'Mr. Sewell, in his striking sermon
on Complicity,' and so forth. It would be a great hit, and it would
stand a chance of sticking, like Emerson's 'Compensation.'”
“Delightful! The most amusing part is that you've really a grain
of business in your bushel of chaff.” Sewell wheeled about in his
swivel-chair, and sat facing his guest, deeply sunken in the low easy
seat he always took. “When did this famous idea occur to you?” he
pursued, swinging his glasses by their cord.
“About three weeks ago, at the theatre. There was one of those pieces on
that make you despair of the stage, and ashamed of writing a play even
to be rejected by it--a farrago of indecently amusing innuendoes and
laughably vile situations, such as, if they were put into a book, would
prevent its being sent through the mail. The theatre apparently can
still be as filthy in suggestion as it was at the Restoration, and not
shock its audiences. There were all sorts of people there that night:
young girls who had come with young men for an evening's polite
amusement; families; middle-aged husbands and wives; respectable-looking
single women; and average bachelors. I don't think the ordinary
theatrical audience is of a high grade intellectually; it's third
or fourth rate; but morally it seems quite as good as other public
assemblages. All the people were nicely dressed, and they sat there
before that nasty mess--it was an English comedy where all the jokes
turn upon the belief of the characters that their wives and husbands
are the parents of illegitimate offspring--and listened with as smooth
self-satisfaction as if they were not responsible for it. But all
at once it occurred to me that they _were_ responsible, every one of
them--as responsible as the players, as the author himself.”
“Did you come out of the theatre at that point?” asked Sewell.
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