The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
The young fellow lounged back easily in his chair. “Why, I did drop
in to beat the house out of a quarter if I could, or may be ten cents.
Thank you, sir. God bless you, sir.” He interrupted himself to burlesque
a professional gratitude. “That style of thing, you know. But I don't
know about it now. Look here, mate! what's the reason you couldn't get
me a job here too? I been off on a six months' cruise since I saw you,
and I'd like a job on shore first rate. Couldn't you kind of ring me in
for something? I ain't afraid of work, although I never did pretend to
love it. But I should like to reform now, and get into something steady.
Heigh?”
“There isn't anything to do--there's no place for you,” Lemuel began.
“Oh, pshaw, now, mate, you think!” pleaded the other. “I'll take any
sort of a job; I don't care what it is. I ain't got any o' that false
modesty about me. Been round too much. And I don't want to go back to
the Wayfarer's Lodge. It's a good place, and I know my welcome's warm
and waitin' for me, between two hot plates; but the thing of it is, it's
demoralisin'. That's what the chaplain said just afore I left the--ship,
'n' I promised him I'd give work a try, anyway. Now you just think up
something! I ain't in any hurry.” In proof he threw his soft hat on the
desk, and took up one of the _menus_. “This your bill of fare? Well,
it ain't bad! Vurmiselly soup, boiled holibut, roast beef, roast turkey
with cranberry sauce, roast pork with apple sauce, chicken corquettes,
ditto patties, three kinds of pie; bread puddin', both kinds of sauce;
ice cream, nuts, and coffee. Why, mate!”
Lemuel sat dumb and motionless. He could see no way out of the net that
had entangled him. He began feebly to repeat. “There isn't anything,”
when some one tried the door.
“Mr. Barker!” called Mrs. Harmon. “You in there?”
He made it worse by waiting a moment before he rose and opened the
door. “I didn't know I'd locked it.” The lie came unbidden; he groaned
inwardly to think how he was telling nothing but lies. Mrs. Harmon did
not come in. She glanced with a little question at the young fellow, who
had gathered his hat from the table, and risen with gay politeness.
It was a crisis of the old sort; the elevator boy had kicked, and Mrs.
Harmon said, “I just stopped to say that I was going out and I could
stop at the intelligence office myself to get an elevator boy--”
The mate took the word with a joyous laugh at the coincidence. “It's
just what me and Mr. Barker was talking about! I'm from up his way, and
I've just come down to Boston to see if I couldn't look up a job; and
he was tellin' me, in here, about your wantin' a telegraph--I mean a
elevator-boy, but he didn't think it would suit me. But I should like
to give it a try, anyway. It's pretty dull up our way, and I got to do
something. Mr. Barker 'll tell you who I am.”
He winked at Lemuel with the eye not exposed to Mrs. Harmon, and gave
her a broad, frank, prepossessing smile.
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