The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
Suddenly a muffled clamour made itself heard from the depths of the
dining-room, like that noise of voices which is heard behind the scenes
at the theatre when an armed mob is about to burst upon the stage. Irish
tones, high, windy, and angry, yells, and oaths defined themselves,
and Mrs. Harmon came obesely hurrying from the dining-room toward the
office, closely followed by Jerry, the porter. When upon duty, or, as
some of the boarders contended, when in the right humour, he blacked the
boots, and made the hard-coal fires, and carried the trunks up and down
stairs. When in the wrong humour, he had sometimes been heard to swear
at Mrs. Harmon, but she had excused him in this eccentricity because,
she said, he had been with her so long. Those who excused it with her
on these grounds conjectured arrears of wages as another reason for her
patience. His outbreaks of bad temper had the Celtic uncertainty; the
most innocent touch excited them, as sometimes the broadest snub failed
to do so; and no one could foretell what direction his zigzag fury
would take. He had disliked Lemuel from the first, and had chafed at the
subordination into which he had necessarily fallen. He was now
yelling after Mrs. Harmon, to know if she was not satisfied with _wan_
gutther-snoipe, that she must nades go and pick up another, and whether
the new wan was going to be too good to take prisints of money for his
worruk from the boarthers, and put all the rest of the help under the
caumpliment of refusin' ut, or else demanin' themselves by takin' ut?
If this was the case, he'd have her to know that she couldn't kape anny
other help; and the quicker she found it out the betther. Mrs. Harmon
was trying to appease him by promising to see Lemuel at once, and ask
him about it.
The porter raised his voice an octave. “D' ye think I'm a loyar, domn
ye? Don't ye think I'm tellin' the thruth?”
He followed her to the little office, whither she had retreated on a
purely mechanical fulfilment of her promise to speak to Lemuel, and
crowded in upon them there.
“Here he is now!” he roared in his frenzy. “He's too good to take the
money that's offered to 'um! He's too good to be waither! He wannts
to play the gintleman! He thinks 'umself too good to do what the other
servants do, that's been tin times as lahng in the house!”
At the noise some of the ladies came hurrying out of the public parlour
to see what the trouble was. The street-door opened, and Berry entered
with the two art-students. They involuntarily joined the group of
terrified ladies.
“What's the row?” demanded Berry. “Is Jerry on the kick?”
No one answered. Lemuel stood pale and silent, fronting the porter, who
was shaking his fist in his face. He had not heard anything definite in
the outrage that assailed him. He only conjectured that it was exposure
of Williams's character, and the story of his own career in Boston.
“Why don't you fire him out of there, Barker?” called the law-student.
“Don't be afraid of him!”
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