The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
“Yes; but before I particularise I must express my general satisfaction
in him as a man-body. I had no idea that man bodies in a house were so
perfectly admirable.”
“I've sometimes feared that we were not fully appreciated,” said Sewell.
“Well?”
“The house is another thing with a man-body in it. I've often gone
without little things I wanted, simply because I hated to make Sarah
bring them, and because I hated still worse to go after them, knowing
we were both weakly and tired. Now I deny myself nothing. I make Lemuel
fetch and carry without remorse, from morning till night. I never knew
it before, but the man-body seems never to be tired, or ill, or sleepy.”
“Yes,” said Sewell, “that is often the idea of the woman-body. I'm not
sure that it's correct.”
“Oh, _don't_ attack it!” implored Miss Vane. “You don't _know_ what a
blessing it is. Then, the man-body never complains, and I can't see that
he expects anything more in an order than the clear understanding of it.
He doesn't expect it to be accounted for in any way; the fact that
you say you want a thing is enough. It is very strange. Then the moral
support of the presence of a man-body is enormous. I now know that I
have never slept soundly since I have kept house alone--that I have
never passed a night without hearing burglars or smelling fire.”
“And now?”
“And now I shouldn't mind a legion of burglars in the house; I shouldn't
mind being burned in my bed every night. I feel that Lemuel is in
charge, and that nothing can happen.”
“Is he really so satisfactory?” asked Sewell, exhaling a deep relief.
“He is, indeed,” said Miss Vane. “I couldn't, exaggerate it.”
“Well, well! Don't try. We are finite, after all, you know. Do you think
it can last?”
“I have thought of that,” answered Miss Vane. “I don't see why it
shouldn't last. I have tried to believe that I did a foolish thing in
coming to your rescue, but I can't see that I did. I don't see why
it shouldn't last as long as Lemuel chooses. And he seems perfectly
contented with his lot. He doesn't seem to regard it as domestic
service, but as domestication, and he patronises our inefficiency while
he spares it. His common-sense is extraordinary--it's exemplary; it
almost makes one wish to have common-sense one's-self.” They had now got
pretty far from the original proposition, and Sewell returned to it with
the question, “Well, and how does he supplement you singularly?”
“Oh! oh, yes!” said Miss Vane. “I could hardly tell you without going
into too deep a study of character.”
“I'm rather fond of that,” suggested the minister.
“Yes, and I've no doubt we should all work very nicely into a sermon as
illustrations; but I can't more than indicate the different cases. In
the first place, Jane's forgetfulness seems to be growing upon her, and
since Lemuel came she's abandoned herself to ecstasies of oblivion.”
“Yes?”
“Yes. She's quite given over remembering _any_thing, because she knows
that he will remember _every_thing.”
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