The Mirror of Taste, and Dramatic Censor, Vol. I, No. 2, February 1810Arnold, Samuel James
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The Mirror of Taste, and Dramatic Censor, Vol. I, No. 2, February 1810
Arnold, Samuel James
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_Helen._ Why, as to a title, my lord (as Mr. O'Dedimus, your attorney,
observes) there's no title in my mind better than a good title to a fine
estate--and I see plainly, that although your lordship is a peer of the
realm--you think this title of mine no mean companion for your own.
_Lord A._ Nay, madam--believe me--I protest--I assure you--solemnly,
that those considerations have very little--indeed _no_ influence _at
all_ with me.
_Helen._ Oh, no!--only it is natural that you should feel (as papa again
observes) that the _contiguity_ of these estates seem to _invite_ a
union by a marriage between us.
_Lord A._ And if you admit that fact, why do you decline the invitation?
_Helen._ Why, one doesn't accept _every_ invitation that's offered, you
know--one sometimes has very disagreeable ones; and then one presents
compliments, and is extremely sorry that a prior engagement obliges us
to decline the honour.
_Lord A._ (_aside_) Confound the satirical huzzy--But should not the
wishes of your parents have some weight in the scale?
_Helen._ Why, so they have; _their_ wishes are in one scale, and _mine_
are in the other; do all I can, I can't make mine weigh most, and so the
beam remains balanced.
_Lord A._ I should be sorry to make theirs preponderate, by calling in
their authority as auxiliaries to their wishes.
_Helen._ Authority!--Ho! what, you think to marry me by force! do ye my
lord?
_Lord A._ _They_ are resolute, and if _you_ continue obstinate--
_Helen._ I dare say your lordship's education hasn't precluded your
knowledge of a very true, though _rather_ vulgar proverb, "one man may
lead a horse to the water, but twenty can't make him drink."
_Lord A._ The allusion may be classical, madam, though certainly it is
not very elegant, nor has it even the advantage of being applicable to
the point in question. However I do not despair to see this resolution
changed. In the mean time, I did not think it in your nature to treat
any man who loves you with cruelty and scorn.
_Helen._ Then why don't you desist, my lord? If you'd take an answer,
you had a civil one: but if you will follow and teaze one, like a sturdy
beggar in the street, you must expect at last a reproof for your
impertinence.
_Lord A._ Yet even in their case perseverance often obtains what was
denied to poverty.
_Helen._ Yes, possibly, from the feeble or the vain; but genuine
Charity, and her sister, Love, act only from their own generous impulse,
and scorn intimidation.
_Enter_ Tiffany.
_Tiffany._ Are you alone, madam?
_Helen._ No; I was only wishing to be so.
_Tiff._ A young woman is without, inquiring for sir Willoughby, ma'am; I
thought he had been here.
_Helen._ Do you know her?
_Tiff._ Yes, ma'am; 'tis Fanny, the daughter of the odd man that lives
on the common.
_Helen._ I'll see her myself--desire her to walk up. [_Exit Tiffany._
_Lord A._ (_seems uneasy_) Indeed! what brings her here?
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