The Mirror of Taste, and Dramatic Censor, Vol. I, No. 3, March 1810
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The Mirror of Taste, and Dramatic Censor, Vol. I, No. 3, March 1810
Drama -- Periodicals; Theater -- Periodicals
_Ben._ Ay, ay! good luck to you! and now I’ll seek my lord with this
letter. So, so, my reverend father Cœlestino!-- a convent of nuns under
your direction! only separated by a party-wall!-- ha, ha! that looks to
me very much as if-- hush, hush, signor Benedetto! what you are saying
is not quite so charitable as it should be! bless my heart, bless my
heart, how naturally is a man disposed to think the worst he can of his
neighbours! ah, fy upon you, Benedetto; fy upon you!
[Exit.
_1st fish._ (_in the boat_) Now, lads, are you ready?
_2d fish._ Ay, ay! pull away!
_1st fish._ Off we go then.
_All._ Huzza!
GLEE.
Ply the oar, brother, and speed the boat;
Swift o’er the glittering waves we’ll float;
Then home as swiftly we’ll haste again,
Loaded with wealth of the plundered main.
Pull away, pull away! row, boys, row
A long pull, a strong pull, and off we go.
Hark how the neighbouring convent bell!
Throws o’er the waves its vesper swell;
Sullen it bomes from shore to shore,
Blending its chime with the dash of the oar.
Pull away, pull away! row, boys, row!
A long pull, a strong pull, and off we go.
SCENE II-- _An apartment in the Caprara palace._
The _viceroy_ enters, followed by _Hortensia_ and the _Marquis_;
a servant attending.
_Hor._ Nay, but in truth, my dear brother, this is carrying your
prejudice too far. What! refuse to endure, for a single half hour,
father Cœlestino in your presence, merely because his countenance and
manner happen not to be exactly to your taste?
_Vic._ His conversation is as little to my taste as his manner and
countenance: he uses too much honey to please my palate!-- surely, if
there is one thing more odious than another, tis your eternal maker of
compliments; one who lies in wait for opportunities of thrusting down
your throat his undesired applause; and who compels you to bow in return
for his nauseous civilities, till he makes your neck feel almost as
supple as his own.
_Hor._ You know no ill of him.----
_Vic._ I know him to be a flatterer: what would you more?
_Hor._ Well, I protest, it never struck me that he flattered.
_Vic._ Very likely; and yet my good sister, it’s possible that he might
be flattering, while to you he appeared so be speaking the pure simple
truth.
_Hor._ However, if not for his own sake, at least endure him for mine.
He is my friend; you are now the chief person in the island; and should
you compel me to reject his offered visit, such a mark of contempt from
the viceroy of Sicily might injure the good prior in the world’s
opinion.
_Vic._ If the good prior be in fact as good as you assert, the contempt
of the viceroy of Sicily or of any other viceroy, must be to him a
matter of the most absolute indifference. However, be it as you please.
_Hor._ I thank you; (_to the servant_) the prior’s visit will be
welcome.
[Servant bows, and Exit.
_Hor._ Ah! did you but know the good man’s heart as well as I do, this
unreasonable dislike----
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