The Missionary Sheriff: Being incidents in the life of a plain man who tried to do his dutyThanet, Octave
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The Missionary Sheriff: Being incidents in the life of a plain man who tried to do his duty
Thanet, Octave
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“You boys better call off your dogs, if you can get ’em,” was all the
sheriff deigned to answer, and he rose as he spoke. He did not look
disturbed, but his placid mask belied him. Better than most men he knew
what stormy petrels “the newspaper boys” were. And better than any man
he knew what an eggshell was his jail. “I’d almost like to have ’em
bust that fool door, though,” he grimly reflected, “just to show the
supervisors I knew what I was talking about. I’ll get a new jail out of
those old roosters, or they’ll have to get a new sheriff. But meanwhile—”
He fell into a perplexed and gloomy reverie, through which his five
years’ acquaintance with the lost woman drifted pensively, as a moving
car will pass, slowly revealing first one familiar face and then another.
“I suppose I’m what the lawyers would call her next friend—hereabouts,
anyhow,” he mused, “and yet you might say it was quite by accident we
started in to know each other, poor old lady!” The cause of the first
acquaintance was as simple as a starved cat which a jury of small boys
were preparing to hang just under the bluff. Amos cut down the cat, and
almost in the same rhythm, as the disciples of Delsarte would say,
cuffed the nearest executioner, while the others fled. Amos hated cats,
but this one, as if recognizing his good-will (and perhaps finding some
sweet drop in the bitter existence of peril and starvation that he knew,
and therefore loath to yield it), clung to Amos’s knees and essayed a
feeble purr of gratitude. “Well, pussy,” said Amos, “good-bye!” But
the cat did not stir, except to rub feebly again. It was a black cat,
very large, ghastly thin, with the rough coat of neglect, and a pair of
burning eyes that might have reminded Amos of Poe’s ghastly conceit were
he not protected against such fancies by the best of protectors. He could
not remember disagreeably that which he had never read. “Pussy, you’re
about starved,” said Amos. “I believe I’ve got to give you a stomachful
before I turn you loose.”
“_I’ll_ give the kitty something to eat,” said a voice in the air.
Amos stared at the clouds; then he whirled on his heel and recognized
both the voice, which had a different accent and quality of tone from
the voices that he was used to hear, and the little, shabby, gray-headed
woman who was scrambling down to him.
[Illustration: “‘_I’LL_ GIVE THE KITTY SOMETHING TO EAT’”]
“_Will_ you?” exclaimed Amos, in relief, for he knew her by repute,
although they had never looked each other in the face before. “Well,
that’s very nice of you, Miss Clark.”
“I’ll keep him with pleasure, sir,” said the old woman. “I’ve had a
bereavement lately. My cat died. She was ’most at the allotted term, I
expect, but so spry and so intelligent I couldn’t realize it. I couldn’t
somehow feel myself attracted to any other cat. But this poor fugitive——
Come here, sir!”
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