Among the exhibits, presented by Simmons to the Rules Committee was his
secret constitution, which up to that time had been a private document.
This revealed the fact that Simmons has created for himself a life-time
position at a good salary. The Constitution, Article 8, Section 2, reads:
"The Imperial Wizard shall hold office for life or during good
behavior. He may be removed for just cause by an unanimous vote of
the Imperial Kloncilium, or after charges have been preferred and a
trial upon three-fourths vote of said body in session assembled."
This unusual section did not appear to the "Emperor" to be anything
extraordinary, his comment being: "As long as the old horse is pulling
well, it is no use to take him out of the harness when you have him
harnessed up. He cannot do you any harm."
Simmons modestly stated to the committee that he had no vision of turning
the United States into an Empire. He stated, among other things:
"If tomorrow morning our great President Harding should resign, and
all the functioning faculties of our great American Government would
become instantly paralytic and if the American people should rise up
and proclaim me the monarch of America, I would die before I would
accept it."
While modestly laying aside the Imperial crown, Simmons, however, placed
himself in the distinguished company of Julius Caesar, Jesus Christ and
George Washington, as he gave utterance to the following choice outburst:
"Julius Cæsar had his Brutus, Jesus Christ had his Judas, and our
great and illustrious Washington had his Benedict Arnold. Sir, I can
state to you that I can enter the fellowship of all three of those
because I have suffered in my soul as a result of the treasonous and
treacherous conduct of traitors. I refer to one in the beginning of
my statement this morning. Right recently, those who have furnished
material to the outside world and whose names have been put across
the page, are one man by the name of Craven, of North Carolina;
another man by the name of Fry, who hails from Tennessee; another man
by the name of Wright, who hails, so far as I know, from New York.
Mr. Craven was a disgruntled office seeker who tried to have me
appoint him as State head of the State of North Carolina. When I had
not made any appointments along that line, and had not gotten to
that, I understood he was trying to get the appointment to use it for
political purposes. The appointment was not made at the time he
wanted it, and he sent threatening letters, and because he did not
get it, or because he could not get that appointment, he became a
disgruntled office seeker in this Order and proved a traitor to his
sacred trust. Mr. Fry, or Captain Fry, as he is called, was in our
field force. He also proved a traitor, and violated as solemn an oath
as a man can take."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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