After another little time the railroad took cognizance of that particular
baggage-car. The general passenger agent, who was a fellow both wise and
solemn, talked with the general manager, and one day that little club of
Commuters had a surprise. Instead of their baggage-car, the down train
hauled a bright new car all fitted with fancy things--curtains and carpets
and big stuffed chairs, and the baggageman was rigged out in a fine new
uniform as an attendant. The general passenger agent fondly imagined that
he had made the one really happy stroke of his existence.
He had not. His was a colossal mistake. The "club" called for its
baggage-car back again. Its members were men who were surfeited with
mahoganies and impressive stuffed chairs and thick carpets. They demanded
their old dingy car, with its four little windows, its rough board floor
and the wooden armchairs. They got it back. The big, new, showy car was
sent off upon another route; and the baggage-car--itself a club to which
many a soul enviously craves for admission--makes its run six times a week
on one of the fastest expresses on the line.
Groups of men have staterooms regularly reserved for them in the parlor
cars of the finest suburban expresses, and there is never a word said of
what goes on behind those closed doors. There come whispers of "antes"
that are as high as a church steeple, but the railroad does not concern
itself with the morals of its passengers to the point of breaking in upon
closed doors. The porters may know, but the porters are traditionally wise
and more than traditionally close-mouthed. One big New York editor hired
a stateroom for his daily ride in and out to his suburban home. His
secretary and his stenographer are closeted in it with him, and on the
50-minute ride twice each day he dictates the daily editorial utterances
that delight a great congregation of his readers.
Special trains for Commuters are no particular novelty. Almost every big
system has some daily suburban trains that are on its working time-tables
and not upon the schedules that are given out to the public. A group of
aristocratic Commuters living north of Boston in the district around
Manchester have their private special into the North Station every summer
morning. It is an all-parlor-car train, the most luxurious suburban on the
line, yet not one Commuter in a thousand knows a thing about it. A similar
train arrives and departs daily at the South Station. Others are in
service out of New York. You can buy both exclusiveness and elegance from
the railroad.
The Commuter is not more concerned about that 5:37 than is the railroad.
It makes train and Commuter both its concern, because that is the way it
seeks to build up its profitable suburban traffic.
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