At Ringtown there were found people from Shenandoah, and other parts of
Schuylkill, and from many towns in Columbia County. There were the usual
attractions, side-shows, ugly dwarfs, scrawny giants, slimy anacondas,
and a fine display of fat bullocks, sleek cows and sheep, thoroughbred
horses and mules, improved pigs, geese, ducks, and chickens, and the
ordinary collection of ingenious and useful machines for manufacturing
and home uses. There were foot-races; races in sacks; games of catching
the greased pig; climbing the greased pole; lady equestrianisms, and all
the gayeties that attend exhibitions of the sort. All were taken in by
the Mollies from Shenandoah, as well as by those from Catawissa,
Centralia, and the entire Mahanoy Valley. There was music and dancing
and drink _galore_ at night; and a full brass band, hailing from an
adjacent city, discoursed “concord of sweet sounds” at the grand stand
during each day’s regular performances. And the song seemed to be:
“The butcher, the baker,
The candle-stick maker,
All, all are gone to the fair.”
McKenna’s friends flattered him by saying that he was the wickedest and
toughest, as well as the roughest-looking vagabond seen at the county
fair. But the crowd in his company was not by any means conspicuous for
good behavior or lamb-like undertakings.
After one day’s experience at Ringtown, finding that no Sheet Irons made
their appearance, the greater portion of the Shenandoah collection of
Mollies were disgusted and went home. The detective thought he saw
business, and remained. He had to sleep in the fair enclosure, however,
as, at the hotels, he was invariably, from his bad name and appearance,
refused admission. One tavern-keeper named Fencermacher, showed him out,
saying:
“I keeps no dramps and such-like caddle in mine blace! _Geh zu hause!_”
He may here learn, for the first time, who it was that he turned away.
But the German was perfectly excusable. The applicant for lodgings
seemed rough enough to prompt any respectable landlord to pursue the
same course. It was sufficient to know that “Jim McKenna” was the
inquirer for accommodations to cause any well-regulated hotel door to
close with a bang against his face, almost of its own accord.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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