Shenandoah is a handsome little inland town, the center of a productive
coal country and the place of residence of many excellent people. This
volume, however, will not have much to do with that particular portion
of the inhabitants, the Mollies and their associates fully monopolizing
and employing the writer’s attention. Among those who were not members
of the organization, but still wicked enough to be classed with them,
was one Micky Cuff, the proprietor of a small whisky shop in the city.
The building, the basement of which Cuff and his family occupied, was a
two-story tenement, standing nearly flush with the street, and in its
cellar part rather low between floors. One night, about eleven o’clock,
after coming from a wake, McKenna found himself with Fergus and Ned
Monaghan, for the first time inside Micky Cuff’s groggery. Having such a
brace of worthies to introduce him, he made sure of a cordial welcome,
and Cuff shook his hand heartily as he said, in his gruff
voice—something between the noise produced by filing a mill-saw and that
made in the smaller theatres and called sheet-iron thunder:
“I’m plazed to mate ye, lad! Make yerself at home here, an’ when ye’re
thirsty come in an’ taste our liquor! If you misbehave—which I suppose
ye niver do—you’ll be well baten for yer pains!”
The detective had received his cue from Fergus never to dispute Cuff, or
find fault with anything in his house, unless he wanted a stroke over
the head with whatever instrument was most convenient, and therefore
accepted the allusion to a fight without sending back his habitual
rejoinder: “Two can play at that game!” And it was well for him that he
did. Without noticing Cuff’s captiousness, McKenna proposed: “Drinks for
four, or five, if Mrs. Cuff would take somewhat!”
“Af coorse she wull!” said Cuff; and that dumpy woman with the small
face, scanty gray hair, bent shoulders, and meek but deprecatory
smile—she felt compelled to express pleasure when her husband told her,
as plainly by a look as words could speak, that she must do so—came
forward and drank her thimbleful of poteen from the one lonesome, dirty
glass, sole remnant of the half dozen she had commenced housekeeping
with some thirty years before, and said:
“Thanks! This is Jim McKenna, is it? We have heard of you! I am glad to
meet any friend of my husband—and Mr. Ferguson!”
Ferguson acknowledged the compliment intended, and she retired to the
rear of the room, where there was work for her, “doing up” Cuff’s linen.
“Sure, an’ ye are that same bould Jim McKenna, what docthered Pat
Hennessy’s colt! I knew you be sight long ago, but this is the first
time you’ve honored our house with your prisence! Nivermind! Here’s to
your betther health, Mr. McKenna!”
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