The scene of warlike operations, judging by the number of outrages
committed, appeared just then to be transferred to parts of Columbia and
Northumberland Counties; hence, in accordance with Mr. Franklin’s
orders, as well as to give Linden a free course until he should be quite
familiar with his future field of campaign, McKenna resolved to pay a
visit to Canning, County Delegate, and resume the acquaintance of the
Mollies thereabouts, with whom he had previously made himself popular.
As an excuse for the trip, one day, after this idea was fully formed in
his mind, he gave out to Tom Donahue, brother of “Yellow Jack” Donahue,
that he had, when in the vicinity, not long before, formed a great
liking for the youngest daughter of the celebrated Pat Hester. The
latter was known to be at the head of the clan, as far as deviltry was
concerned, in that region. Donahue he knew to be an intimate friend of
Hester, quite at home at his house, and, McKenna had reason to believe,
knew more of the late troubles in that vicinity than some living in more
close neighborhood. Therefore, assuming a sober air, the operative made
known his wish to go to see Miss Hester, but he was rather bashful, and
did not exactly know how to accomplish a fair beginning of his proposed
courtship. He told his friend Tom, that “everything depended upon a good
commencement.” This was assented to by Donahue, who was on a protracted
spree, at Girardville, where this conversation occurred, in Jack Kehoe’s
hotel.
The idea of the devil-may-care Jim McKenna having experienced a qualm of
the tender passion caused Donahue to smile, but the confession of
embarrassment made him nearly go into convulsions of merriment. Such a
thing as bashfulness connected with McKenna—proverbial, the country
over, for the brassiness of his entire composition—was altogether too
much for Donahue. He roared with laughter, but soon found voice to
exclaim:
“An’ is it yourself that ye are, or some _cruddy gorsoon_, right from
the auld sod? Be me sowl, I niver entertained a thought that ye had a
shadow of bashfulness in your whole body until this minit!”
“Sure,” answered McKenna, blushing all over his face, like a verdant boy
being interrogated by a handsome school-mistress, “an’ I can’t be brass
through and through! There must be some tenderness in a fellow—an’ mine
is Pat Hester’s younger daughter. I’m free to confess it’s a new thing
for me, but there must be a starting, and I want to see her! I’m not
much acquainted with Pat, her father, an’ what I’m axin’ of you is to go
wid me to his house an’ give me an introduction to the whole family.
I’ll trate ye well if ye’ll do it!”
“I’ve only been away from there, this day’s but wan wake,” responded
Donahue; “beside, I’m out of money, an’ can’t get enough for me whisky,
let alone gallavantin’ around like a country parson. It costs cash to
ride on the cars, an’ I have none of the commodity, good, bad, or
indifferent!”
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