"He had me bailed up all right. Arguments weren't no use with the
cuss. 'I'm a Sherman' was all he'd say; and next day we starts to
hoof it to Germany territory, me promenading in front calling Gustav
every name but his proper one, and him marching behind, prodding me
in the back with the blunderbuss. He disenjoyed that trip even more
than I did; he had to step behind me all day for fear I'd dodge him
into the bush; and he sat up all night for fear the boys would rescue
me. He got as red-eyed as a bear and his figure dropped off him in
bucketfuls.
"At the end of a month we crossed the border and hit the trail of the
Deutscher--burnt villages everywhere, with the mutilated bodies of
women and picaninnies lying about, stakes driven through 'em, Waugh!
"'Are you still a Sherman?' I asks; but Gustav says nothing; he'd
gone a bit white about the gills all the same. Then one morning we
tumbles into one of their columns and the game is up. I was given a
few swipes with a _kiboko_ for welcome and hauled before the
Commander, a little short cove with yellow hair, a hand-carved jaw
and spectacles. He diagnosed my case as serious, prescribed me some
more _kiboko_, and I was hove into a grass hut under guard, pending
the obsequies.
"The Officers called Gustav a good sport, gave him a six-by-four
cigar and took him off to dinner. I noticed he looked back at me
once or twice. So I sits down in the hut and meditates on some
persons' sense of humour, with a big Askari buck padding it up and
down outside, whiling away the sunny hours with a bit of
disembowelling practice on his bayonet.
"A couple of days flits by while the column is away spreading the
good word with fire and stake. Then on the third night I hears a
scuffle outside the hut, and the Askari comes somersaulting backwards
through the grass wall like as if an earthquake had butted him in the
brisket. He gave a couple of kicks and stretched out like as if he
was tired.
"'Whist! Is that you, Bill?' comes a whisper through the hole.
"'What's left of me,' says I. 'Who are you?'
"'Me--Gustav,' says the whisperer.
"'What's the antic this time? Capturing me again?' says I.
"'No, I'm rescuing you now,' says he.
"'The devil you are,' says I, and with that I glided out through the
hole and followed him on my stomach. A sentry gave tongue at the
scrub-edge, but Gustav rose up out of the grass and bumped him behind
the ear and we went on.
"'Well, you're a lovely quick-change artist, capturing a bloke one
moment and rescuing him the next,' says I presently. 'What's come
over you? Ain't you a Sherman no more?'
"Gustav groans as if his heart was broke. 'I've been away thirty
years. I didn't know they was like that; I'd forgotten. Oh, my
Gawd, what swine!' He spits like a man that has bit sour beer, and
we ran on again."
"Didn't they chase you?" I asked.
William nodded.
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