The Mummy! A Tale of the Twenty-Second CenturyLoudon, Mrs. (Jane)
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The Mummy! A Tale of the Twenty-Second Century
Loudon, Mrs. (Jane)
Feminist fiction; Science fiction; Twenty-second century -- Fiction
"Nothing," resumed the doctor. "I was sure you would admire the force
of my reasoning; indeed, I see the excess of your admiration in the
involuntary yawns in which you have been indulging. On some occasions,
Edric, man shakes off the artificial restraints of society, and breaks
forth into the full freedom of honest and unsophisticated nature:--thus
it was with you, Edric. In ancient times, the extension of the jaws
was held synonymous with the extension of the understanding, and the
opening of the mouth and eyes was considered as the greatest possible
sign of pleasure that could be given. In the works of an ancient
author, whose poetry was doubtless once esteemed very fine, since it is
now quite unintelligible, we find the following passage:--
'And Hodge stood lost in wide-mouth'd speculation.'
Again,
'His eyes and mouth the hero open'd wide.'
--And divers others, which----"
"We will leave till a more convenient opportunity, if you please," said
Edric, interrupting him. "At present, do favour me for five minutes
with your attention. We cannot take all these things."
"Why not?" asked the doctor, gazing at his pupil with surprise; "for my
part, I do not think we can dispense with a single article."
"These cloaks," said Edric, "and those hampers, for instance, cannot be
of the slightest use."
"I beg your pardon," returned the doctor. "The cloaks are of asbestos,
and will be necessary to protect us from ignition, if we should
encounter any electric matter in the clouds; and the hampers are filled
with elastic plugs for our ears and noses, and tubes and barrels of
common air, for us to breathe when we get beyond the atmosphere of the
earth."
"But what occasion shall we have to go beyond it?"
"How can we do otherwise? Surely you don't mean to travel the whole
distance in the balloon? I thought, of course, you would adopt the
present fashionable mode of travelling, and after mounting the
seventeen miles or thereabouts, which is necessary to get clear of the
mundane attraction, to wait there till the turning of the globe should
bring Egypt directly under our feet."
"But it is not in the same latitude."
"True; I did not think of that! Well, then," sighing deeply, "I suppose
we must do without the hamper?"
"Certainly; and without those boxes and bottles too, I hope."
"Oh no! we can't do without those. Those bottles contain my magic
elixir, that cures all diseases merely by the smell:--a new idea that.
You know it has been long discovered, that the whole materia medica
might be carried in a ring, and that all the instruments of surgery
might be compressed into a walking-stick. But the idea of sniffing
health in a pinch of snuff is, I flatter myself, exclusively my own."
"Very likely; but we cannot be encumbered with your panaçea in our
aërial tour."
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