Now it so happens that not since I was a boy have I struck a person
with my naked fist, and I candidly admit that I enjoyed the trouncing I
administered to poor Tom Spink. Yes, and in the rapid play about the
deck I caught a glimpse of Margaret. She had stepped out of the shelter
of the mast and was looking on from the corner of the chart-house. Yes,
and more; she was looking on with a cool, measuring eye.
Oh, it was all very grotesque, to be sure. But then, mutiny on the high
seas in the year nineteen-thirteen is also grotesque. No lists here
between mailed knights for a lady’s favour, but merely the trouncing of
a chuckle-head for spitting on the deck of a coal-carrier.
Nevertheless, the fact that my lady looked on added zest to my
enterprise, and, doubtlessly, speed and weight to my blows, and at
least half a dozen additional clouts to the unlucky sailor.
Yes, man is strangely and wonderfully made. Now that I coolly consider
the matter, I realize that it was essentially the same spirit with
which I enjoyed beating up Tom Spink, that I have in the past enjoyed
contests of the mind in which I have out-epigrammed clever opponents.
In the one case, one proves himself top-dog of the mind; in the other,
top-dog of the muscle. Whistler and Wilde were just as much
intellectual bullies as I was a physical bully yesterday morning when I
punched Tom Spink into lying down and staying down.
And my knuckles are sore and swollen. I cease writing for a moment to
look at them and to hope that they will not stay permanently enlarged.
At any rate, Tom Spink took his disciplining and promised to come in
and be good.
“Sir!” I thundered at him, quite in Mr. Pike’s most bloodthirsty
manner.
“Sir,” he mumbled with bleeding lips. “Yes, sir, I’ll mop it up, sir.
Yes, sir.”
I could scarcely keep from laughing in his face, the whole thing was so
ludicrous; but I managed to look my haughtiest, and sternest, and
fiercest, while I superintended the deck-cleansing. The funniest thing
about the affair was that I must have knocked Tom Spink’s quid down his
throat, for he was gagging and hiccoughing all the time he mopped and
scrubbed.
The atmosphere aft has been wonderfully clear ever since. Tom Spink
obeys all orders on the jump, and Buckwheat jumps with equal celerity.
As for the five Asiatics, I feel that they are stouter behind me now
that I have shown masterfulness. By punching a man’s face I verily
believe I have doubled our united strength. And there is no need to
punch any of the rest. The Asiatics are keen and willing. Henry is a
true cadet of the breed, Buckwheat will follow Tom Spink’s lead, and
Tom Spink, a proper Anglo-Saxon peasant, will lead Buckwheat all the
better by virtue of the punching.
* * * * *
Two days have passed, and two noteworthy things have happened. The men
seem to be nearing the end of their mysterious food supply, and we have
had our first truce.
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