_Come and see the chickens_!—Oh, the sheer female possessiveness of
that simple invitation! For effrontery of possessiveness is there
anything that can exceed the nest-making, planet-populating, female,
human woman?—_Come and see the chickens_! Oh, well, the sailors for’ard
may be hard-bitten, but I can promise Miss West that here, aft, is one
male passenger, unmarried and never married, who is an equally
hard-bitten adventurer on the sea of matrimony. When I go over the
census I remember at least several women, superior to Miss West, who
trilled their song of sex and failed to shipwreck me.
As I read over what I have written I notice how the terminology of the
sea has stolen into my mental processes. Involuntarily I think in terms
of the sea. Another thing I notice is my excessive use of superlatives.
But then, everything on board the _Elsinore_ is superlative. I find
myself continually combing my vocabulary in quest of just and adequate
words. Yet am I aware of failure. For example, all the words of all the
dictionaries would fail to approximate the exceeding terribleness of
Mulligan Jacobs.
But to return to the chickens. Despite every precaution, it was evident
that they had had a hard time during the past days of storm. It was
equally evident that Miss West, even during her sea-sickness, had not
neglected them. Under her directions the steward had actually installed
a small oil-stove in the big coop, and she now beckoned him up to the
top of the house as he was passing for’ard to the galley. It was for
the purpose of instructing him further in the matter of feeding them.
Where were the grits? They needed grits. He didn’t know. The sack had
been lost among the miscellaneous stores, but Mr. Pike had promised a
couple of sailors that afternoon to overhaul the lazarette.
“Plenty of ashes,” she told the steward. “Remember. And if a sailor
doesn’t clean the coop each day, you report to me. And give them only
clean food—no spoiled scraps, mind. How many eggs yesterday?”
The steward’s eyes glistened with enthusiasm as he said he had got nine
the day before and expected fully a dozen to-day.
“The poor things,” said Miss West—to me. “You’ve no idea how bad
weather reduces their laying.” She turned back upon the steward. “Mind
now, you watch and find out which hens don’t lay, and kill them first.
And you ask me each time before you kill one.”
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