How I have been sleeping! This relief of renewed normality is
delicious—thanks to Miss West. Now why did not Captain West, or Mr.
Pike, both experienced men, diagnose my trouble for me? And then there
was Wada. But no; it required Miss West. Again I contemplate the
problem of woman. It is just such an incident among a million others
that keeps the thinker’s gaze fixed on woman. They truly are the
mothers and the conservers of the race.
Rail as I will at Miss West’s red-blood complacency of life, yet I must
bow my head to her life-giving to me. Practical, sensible, hard-headed,
a comfort-maker and a nest-builder, possessing all the distressing
attributes of the blind-instinctive race-mother, nevertheless I must
confess I am most grateful that she is along. Had she not been on the
_Elsinore_, by this time I should have been so overwrought from lack of
sleep that I would be biting my veins and howling—as mad a hatter as
any of our cargo of mad hatters. And so we come to it—the everlasting
mystery of woman. One may not be able to get along with her; yet is it
patent, as of old time, that one cannot get along without her. But,
regarding Miss West, I do entertain one fervent hope, namely, that she
is not a suffragette. That would be too much.
Captain West may be a Samurai, but he is also human. He was really a
bit fluttery this morning, in his reserved, controlled way, when he
regretted the plague of vermin I had encountered in my rooms. It seems
he has a keen sense of hospitality, and that he is my host on the
_Elsinore_, and that, although he is oblivious of the existence of the
crew, he is not oblivious of my comfort. By his few expressions of
regret it appears that he cannot forgive himself for his careless
acceptance of the erroneous diagnosis of my affliction. Yes; Captain
West is a real human man. Is he not the father of the slender-faced,
strapping-bodied Miss West?
“Thank goodness that’s settled,” was Miss West’s exclamation this
morning, when we met on the poop and after I had told her how
gloriously I had slept.
And then, that nightmare episode dismissed because, forsooth, for all
practical purposes—it was settled, she next said:
“Come on and see the chickens.”
And I accompanied her along the spidery bridge to the top of the
’midship-house, to look at the one rooster and the four dozen fat hens
in the ship’s chicken-coop.
As I accompanied her, my eyes dwelling pleasurably on that vital gait
of hers as she preceded me, I could not help reflecting that, coming
down on the tug from Baltimore, she had promised not to bother me nor
require to be entertained.
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