The Mysteries and Miseries of San Francisco: Showing up all the various characters and notabilities, (both in high and low life) that have figured in San Franciso since its settlement.A Californian
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The Mysteries and Miseries of San Francisco: Showing up all the various characters and notabilities, (both in high and low life) that have figured in San Franciso since its settlement.
A Californian
San Francisco (Calif.) -- Fiction
The proprietor of the hotel had several times requested the party to
_break up_, but as the said party threatened to _break his head_
instead, if he interfered with them, he thought it was best to desist
from his importunities, and after supplying them with enough wine for
the night, he retired to his own chamber, and left them, very
reluctantly, to the indulgence of their noisy revels.
At the time we have thought proper to open this scene, it was, as we
have before stated, about five o’clock in the morning, and the landlord
of the hotel had arisen, and his servants also, and the usual bustle in
such places prevailed, but still the debauchees continued their riotous
mirth, and it appeared as if they had fully made up their minds to make
another day of it, at least.
‘The song, Kay, the song, the song; we will have no excuses;’ shouted
Maretzo.
‘Ay, ay, the song, the song, we will have no excuses;’ chorused three or
four voices, and the man under the table gave a loud snore.
‘Oh, the song, ah! well I don’t mind trying one, just to keep up the
conviviality;’ said Kay, who was seated on rather a high chair, with his
legs negligently deposited on one end of the table, and twiddling a
fine-flavoured cigar in his finger and thumb. ‘The song—let me see—ah,
what shall it be? Oh, I have it—very good I think you will admit.’
And then without any further ceremony, Kay, who had an excellent voice
commenced singing.
The demonstrations of applause that greeted this bacchanalian display,
were of the most uproarious kind, and by the time the companions of
Maretzo and Kay had given full scope to the exuberance of their delight
and approbation, they were one and all ‘done up,’ and one by one dropped
off to sleep, leaving the two above-named gentlemen to the uninterrupted
enjoyment of their own society.
‘Ha! ha! ha!’ laughed Maretzo; ‘they are regularly floored, poor
devils!’
‘Completely finished and done up,’ coincided Kay;—‘ha! ha! ha!’
‘They are not half fellows to be done up with one night’s carouse, poor
devils ha! ha! ha!’ observed Maretzo.
‘Poor weak creatures to be knocked down with a dozen or two of wine; ha!
ha! ha!’ again laughed Kay.
‘Not like you and I, Kay;’ added Maretzo.
‘Not a bit of it.’
‘No comparison.’
‘A loco-foco to the moon.’
‘Half a pint of beer to a pipe of wine.’
‘They cannot stand anything!’
‘Positively nothing!’
‘They’re twaddlers!’
‘Drivellers!’
‘Noodles!’
‘Boobies!’
‘Nincompoops!’
‘Humbugs!’
It may be as well to observe here that these compliments were bestowed
upon the party at large, who had been liberally carousing Maretzo and
Kay, without expecting the latter to pay a cent of the reckoning, and
consequently they may be considered fully entitled to the elegant
epithets that were lavishly bestowed upon them.
‘You and I are the fellows to do it, Maretzo,’ said Kay.
‘Positively the very fellows,’ coincided his friend.
‘We are no skulkers while there is plenty of good wine before us,’ added
Kay.
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