The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
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The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4
Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
London (England) -- Fiction; Penny dreadfuls
Mr. Styles narrowly watched the effect which this magniloquent oration
produced upon the Railway Lion; and as he beheld the fat, ignoble,
vulgar countenance of that stupendous animal slowly expanding with
satisfaction, he knew that he was as sure of nailing Mr. Podgson for a
Chairman, as he was sure of seeing Captain O’Blunderbuss and Mr. Frank
Curtis in the afternoon at three o’clock to partake of chops and sherry
at Crosby Hall Chambers.
Nor was Mr. Bubbleton Styles mistaken. In as dignified a manner as
it was in his nature to assume, and in as good English as it was in
his power to employ, the great Mr. Podgson gave his assent to the
proposition; and Mr. Styles was already in the midst of a set speech of
thanks, when a pompous-looking livery-servant entered the room.
“Well, Thomas--what now?” demanded Mr. Podgson.
“Please, sir,” answered the domestic, whose countenance denoted
offended dignity and wounded pride, “there’s a troublesome gentleman
down below who says he must and will have a hinterview with you,
sir----”
“Must and will!” ejaculated the Railway Lion, sinking back in his chair
with an amazement which could not have been greater had some one rushed
in to tell him that the Chinese had invaded England and made a Mandarin
Lord Mayor of London.
“Yes, sir--must and will!” groaned the horrified domestic.
“Well--I never heard such impudence in my life!” exclaimed Mr.
Bubbleton Styles, affecting the deepest indignation--a little piece of
hypocrisy which completely won the Railway Lion’s heart.
“And does this _person_--for you was wrong to call him a
_gentleman_, John,” said Mr. Podgson, somewhat recovering from
his stupefaction,--“does this _person_, who _must_ and _will_ see
_me_--_me_, John--_me_, Mr. Styles,--does this _person_, I say, give
his name or business?”
“Please, sir, he gave me his card,” returned the flunkey; “and here it
be.”
The high and mighty Railway Lion took the pasteboard between the tips
of his thumb and fore-finger; and having glanced at it, he tossed it
with sublime scorn into a waste-paper basket, exclaiming in his rough,
disagreeable voice, “Mr. Clarence Villiers--eh? Well--I suppose I’d
better see him. Don’t move, Mr. Styles: you shall just see how I’ll
serve the insolent fellow that _must_ and _will_ have an interview with
ME!”
The domestic retreated without turning his back upon his master,--or,
in other words, stepped backwards to the door, as if he were quitting
the presence of Royalty; and Mr. Styles again vented his well-affected
indignation and surprise that “people should be so bold and
inconsiderate as to obtrude themselves into the presence of Mr. Podgson
in such a manner.”
“Bold and inconsiderate!” repeated the Railway Lion. “It is owdacious
and intolerable.”
“Shameful!” cried Mr. Styles.
“Perfectly insupportable!” vociferated Mr. Podgson.
“Monstrous in the extreme!” exclaimed Mr. Bubbleton Styles, actually
working himself up into a passion.
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