The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
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The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4
Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
London (England) -- Fiction; Penny dreadfuls
“Speak out, sir!” vociferated the learned counsel, although he heard
perfectly well what had been said. “Two-pence three farthings in the
pound,” exclaimed the unfortunate Snip, who already repented most
bitterly that, by coming to oppose Mr. Frank Curtis, he had fallen into
the hands of Mr. Cadgerbreef.
“Two-pence three farthings in the pound,” repeated this learned
gentleman, tossing up his head as if in unmitigated abhorrence at such
awful villainy. “And pray, sir, what was the aggregate of liabilities
under all your innumerable insolvencies and your equally numberless
bankruptcies?”
“I never was bankrupt more than once, sir,” mournfully and imploringly
remonstrated the tailor, now worked up to a frightful pitch of
nervousness and misery.
“Don’t shirk my question, sir!” exclaimed the barrister, sternly. “How
much did all your liabilities--”
“Thirty thousand pounds, sir,” hastily cried Mr. Fopperton,
anticipating the repetition of the query on the part of the learned
gentleman.
“Be Jasus! and he’s a complete villain!” said Captain O’Blunderbuss,
in such a loud tone that both the Commissioners woke up: whereupon the
gallant officer affected to be seized with a sudden inclination to gaze
up abstractedly at the sky-light, just for all the world as if he were
quite innocent of any fresh interruption.
“Now, Mr. Fopperton,” exclaimed Mr. Cadgerbreef, seeing that the
Commissioners were all attention just at this moment, and taking
a skilful advantage of the circumstance, “under your numerous
insolvencies and frequent bankruptcies--don’t interrupt me, sir--you
have paid two-pence three farthings in the pound, on aggregate
liabilities amounting to thirty thousand pounds. The Court will be
pleased to notice these facts. And yet, Mr. Fopperton, we find you
discounting a thousand pounds’ worth of bills for my client, the
Insolvent. The Court will again please to take a note of this fact.”
Of course the Commissioners could not help making--or at least
affecting to make the memoranda suggested by the learned counsel: so
the sleepy one scrawled a zig-zag line across his note-book, and the
other hit off a rapid sketch of Captain O’Blunderbuss’s face, Mr.
Commissioner Sneesby being very proficient in that style of drawing.
The two functionaries then laid down their pens, and looked as solemn
and serious as if they had actually and positively taken the notes in
the most business-like manner possible.
“Now, sir,” continued Mr. Cadgerbreef, once more turning to the
opposing creditor, “will you tell the Court how much hard cash you gave
the Insolvent for his acceptance of one thousand pounds?”
“Really, sir, the occurrence is so long ago--I--I----”
“Will you swear, man, that you gave him two hundred pounds?” demanded
the learned counsel, impatiently.
“Yes, sir--I will,” was the instantaneous answer.
“Will you swear that you gave him four hundred?”--and Mr. Cadgerbreef
dipped his pen into the ink with an air of awful determination.
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