The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
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The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4
Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
London (England) -- Fiction; Penny dreadfuls
Mr. Cadgerbreef rose to defend his client, Frank Curtis; and as
the best means of making that young gentleman appear white was to
represent the opposing creditor as particularly black, the learned
counsel forthwith began to depict Mr. Kicksey Fopperton’s character
in such sable dyes that the unfortunate tailor soon found himself
held up to execration as a species of moral blackamoor. In fact, the
poor little man was stunned--astounded--paralysed by the vituperative
eloquence of Mr. Cadgerbreef; and as the learned counsel proceeded to
denounce his “numerous insolvencies” and “his frequent bankruptcies”
as proofs of unmitigated depravity,--as he dwelt upon the features
of the bill-transaction, and spoke with loathing of the _discount_,
with disgust of the _commission_, and with perfect horror of the
_bonus_,--Mr. Fopperton began to say to himself, “Well, upon my word, I
begin to fear that I am indeed a most unprincipled scoundrel: but the
fact was never brought home to me so forcibly before!”
In the meantime Captain O’Blunderbuss was in perfect ecstacies:
he forgot all that Mr. Bulliwell had said, in listening to the
counter-declamation of Mr. Cadgerbreef;--and his delight was expressed
in frequent ejaculatory outbursts, such as “Be Jasus, and there ye have
him!” but which passed comparatively unnoticed amidst the thundering
din of the learned counsel’s torrent of words. As for Mr. Frank Curtis,
he had cared little for the violent assault made upon him by Mr.
Bulliwell; but he was immensely pleased at the slaughterous attack
effected by Mr. Cadgerbreef on the dismayed and horrified tailor.
The defence being concluded, the two learned Commissioners consulted
with each other in whispers; and when they had exchanged a few remarks
having no more reference to the case before them than to the affairs of
the Chinese Empire, Mr. Commissioner Sneesby proceeded to deliver the
judgment of the Court.
Looking as awfully solemn as possible, he said, “Insolvent, it is
perfectly clear that you have run a career of extravagance and folly
which must be summarily checked. While enjoying a handsome allowance
from your worthy uncle, you contracted numerous debts in a most
reckless manner; and it is probable that Sir Christopher Blunt withdrew
that allowance in consequence of your spendthrift habits. Insolvent,
the Court is of opinion that you cannot be allowed your freedom again
until you shall have passed a certain time in confinement, both as a
punishment for the past and as a warning for the future. The judgment
of the Court is, therefore, that you be remanded at the suit of your
opposing creditor, Mr. Fopperton, for the space of five calendar months
from the date of your vesting order.”
“Thin bad luck to ye, ye slapy-headed ould scoundrels!” vociferated
Captain O’Blunderbuss.
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