The Mysteries of Modern LondonSims, George R. (George Robert)
History
The Mysteries of Modern London
Sims, George R. (George Robert)
Criminals -- England -- London; London (England) -- History
After that the old lady waylaid him almost every week, and wanted to
cover him with flowers. She did succeed one day in slipping a chain of
wild flowers about his neck. The great actor became nervous. He couldn't
ask the police to protect him against an amiable old lady, and he didn't
care to denounce her as a lunatic for considering him worthy of wreaths
and garlands. Fortunately for his peace of mind the persecution suddenly
ceased. What became of the old lady he never knew.
There was a dear old lady once who made me very unhappy. She lived close
to me in Regent's Park, and every day she called at my house and left a
few daisies or buttercups, or a handful of simple flowers. That was very
nice, but when she began to stand in front of my door and make little
speeches about me, scattering floral offerings on my doorstep, and
putting buttercups and daisies into my letter-box, I began to feel
uncomfortable. One day she went into a flower-shop in Baker Street and
ordered garlands of flowers to be sent up and twined about my railings.
Fortunately the lady at the flower-shop saw that the dear old soul was
not right in her mind, and didn't execute the order. Some weeks after I
heard that the old lady had been taken away to an asylum.
This was an agreeable form of madness; much more agreeable than the form
insanity took with a young man for whom--believing the tale he told
me to be true--I bought a cornet. He assured me that he could earn
his living with it, and keep his poor old father and mother out of the
workhouse. He came outside my house every night late--sometimes at one
and two in the morning--and played that comet. And he played it very
badly.
It was only after I had put someone on to follow the comet-player to
his home that I discovered that he was in perfectly good
circumstances--independent circumstances, in fact--but imagined that he
was poor and earning his living as a street musician. He had been in
a lunatic asylum for eighteen months, and had only left it a fortnight
when he came to me.
Some years ago a madman took a fancy to me, with a much more painful
result. He wrote me the most extraordinary letters, to which at first I
replied, but I very soon discovered that my correspondent was a violent
lunatic, and I ceased to acknowledge his effusions. This made no
difference. They poured in upon me as freely as ever.
One day he wrote to me and enclosed the ticket of a travelling bag which
he had left at Charing Cross. "I shall commit suicide to-night," he said
in the letter; "I have left you my jewellery and all my securities. You
will find them in the bag at Charing Cross. I enclose you the ticket for
it."
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