The Mystery and Romance of Alchemy and PharmacyThompson, C. J. S. (Charles John Samuel)
History
The Mystery and Romance of Alchemy and Pharmacy
Thompson, C. J. S. (Charles John Samuel)
Alchemy; Medicine, Magic, mystic, and spagiric; Pharmacy -- History
A story is told of a prominent tradesman of the time, who discovered
that his wife was consuming considerable quantities of the invigorating
balm. Being further informed that this had become a common habit
with many of her friends, he took counsel with the husbands of these
ladies, with the result that they determined to punish the doctor by
carrying out the following plot. On a certain dark night, a messenger
was despatched to the doctor’s house, asking him to come at once and
see a patient a little way out in the country, and to be sure and bring
with him several bottles of his Balm of Gilead. The unsuspecting victim
soon set out on foot along the country lanes, and on getting to a very
lonely part, was pounced upon by four men disguised in cowskins, who,
with long horns and tails, looked like fiends incarnate. The poor
doctor thought his last hour had come, and went down on his knees and
invoked all the prophets he could think of; but his tormentors dragged
him off to a field close by, where they made him swallow bottle after
bottle of his own nostrum, then ducked him in a pond and tossed him in
a blanket.
Solomon was so incensed at this outrage he determined to leave
Liverpool and settle in Birmingham, but in a short time returned to
the former city, where he died, and was buried, according to his
directions, in his own garden.
The following verse, referring to these empirics, is extracted from an
old ballad:—
“Brodum or Solomon with physic,
Like death, despatch the wretch that’s sick,
Pursue a sure and thriving trade;
Though patients die, the doctor’s paid!
Licensed to kill, he gains a palace
For what another mounts a gallows!”
The electropathic girdles of our own time had their anti-type in
Perkin’s far-famed tractors for preserving health, for which the
proprietor demanded the sum of five guineas a set. The wonderful
properties attributed to them were set forth in a small book, entitled
_The Influence of the Metallic Tractors on the Body_.
Among the nostrums that enjoyed popularity in the early part of this
century were De Velno’s Vegetable Syrup, Dr. Senate’s Lozenges of
Steel to prolong life, Leake’s Patent Pills, Dr. Burton’s Vital
Wine, Beddoe’s Volatile Cordial Oxygen Gas for preserving life, Dr.
Squirrel’s Tonic Drops and Powders, Godbold’s Vegetable Balsam, and
many others.
The foibles of many of the most prominent empirics of the period are
well hit off in the following old ballad:—
“We can boast of a Beddoe’s whose oxygen gas
Can render immortal the ape and the ass;
While Swainson the botanist, son of Apollo,
Swears we ne’er shall be sick if his syrup we swallow.
Derry down.
“While Solomon flies on the wings of the wind,
His magical Balm of Mount Gilead to find,
Little Brodum stands stewing his herbs in a copper,
And to vend his decoction for gold he thinks proper.
Derry down.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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