"Yes," I urged, "let him down gently. He does his best."
"What profession does the owner of that knife follow?"
Hilderman and I laughed.
"We may as well count that answer as read," he said.
"There's a catch there, Dennis," I warned him. "The legal designation
is 'mariner.'"
"I don't think it is," said my friend.
"We won't quarrel about terms," laughed our host graciously. "Sailor
or seaman or deckhand will do just as well."
"No," said Dennis, "it won't. The owner of this knife is not a sailor
by profession."
"But," Fuller protested, "it must belong to one of my crew, and it is
obviously a seaman's knife."
"In that case," Dennis answered, "I think you'll find that you have a
man on board who is not a professional seaman in the ordinary use of
the term. I'll tell you what I think of this knife, shall I?"
"By all means," urged Hilderman and his friend together, and I began
to take a keen interest in this curious discussion, for I could see
that Dennis was no longer playing. He turned the knife over in his
hand, and looked up at Fuller.
"Mr. Fuller," he said quietly, "the owner of this knife is not a
sailor by profession. He is probably a schoolmaster. I can't be sure
of that, but I can say this definitely: he is a professional man of
some sort, possibly an engineer, but, as I say, more probably a
mathematical master. He is left-handed, has red hair, a wife, and at
least one child."
I shouted with laughter when I realised how thoroughly my friend had
pulled my leg, but I broke off abruptly when Hilderman sat bolt
upright, and his chair and Fuller's cigar fell unheeded on to the
deck. But in a second they took their cue from me, and roared with
laughter.
"Oh, excellent, Mr. Burnham," said Hilderman between his guffaws. "But
you forgot to mention that his sister married a butcher's assistant."
"Ah, but I don't admit she did," Dennis protested.
"I'm very much indebted to you for exposing this masquerader," said
Fuller. "I shall have the matter inquired into. But seriously, Mr.
Burnham, you made one extraordinary fluke in your deductions, which
almost took my breath away. I have a man on board with red hair, and
when the boat came into the harbour he was working about here. I saw
him leave his work to come ashore for us. I shouldn't be at all
surprised to find that the knife belonged to him."
"Oh, well," Dennis laughed, "one shot right is not a bad average for a
beginner, you know."
"No," said Hilderman, puffing a cloud of smoke, and dreamily following
its ascent with his eyes, "not bad at all. Not bad at all."
And then, the joke of the clasp-knife being played out, we admired the
scenery, and conversed of less speculative subjects till we arrived at
Glasnabinnie.
We were pulled ashore by the man with the red hair, and when our host
confronted him with the knife he promptly claimed it.
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