The Mystery of the LocksHowe, E. W. (Edgar Watson)
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The Mystery of the Locks
Howe, E. W. (Edgar Watson)
City and town life -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Mystery fiction; Nebraska -- Fiction
"There are a great many unhappy women in the world, Davy," Armsby said,
looking admiringly at the contents of the plates around him, "for the
reason that most husbands are mean to their wives. I wouldn't be a woman
for all the money in Thompson Benton's safe; I am thankful that I am a
man, if for nothing else. It is very pretty to say that any woman is so
good that she can have her pick of a husband, but it is not true, for
most of them marry men who are cross to them, and unfair, and
thoughtless; but Mrs. Armsby has her own way here. She has a maid and a
man, and I fancy she is rather a fortunate woman. Instead of being
bossed around by her husband, he keeps out of the way and gives her full
charge. Pull up to the table and eat something, won't you? Help yourself
to the sardines."
Davy accepted the invitation, and was helping himself when Mr. Armsby
said:
"You will find them mighty good; and they ought to be good, for they
cost sixty cents a box--the three you have on your plate cost a dime.
But they are as free as the air you breathe. Help yourself; have some
more, and make it fifteen cents."
Davy concluded not to take any sardines after this, and after browsing
around among the mixed pickles and goat-cheese awhile, and being told
that they ought to be good, for they cost enough, he concluded that
Armsby's hospitality was intended as a means of calling attention to his
rich fare; for he was very particular, and in order to please him his
wife always provided something for his table which was produced at no
other time. There was a bottle of olives on the table, and when Davy
took one of them, Armsby explained that he had imported them himself at
enormous expense, although they had been really bought at one of the
stores as a job lot, the proprietor having had them on hand a number of
years.
"Any guests to-night?" Armsby inquired, trying to look very much vexed
that the clerk had not accepted the invitation to refresh himself.
"No," Davy answered, a little sulky because of his rebuff.
"I am sorry for that," Armsby continued. "Mrs. Armsby enjoys a lively
parlor, and she has a great deal of time in which to make herself
agreeable. What a wonderful woman she is to fix up! Always neat, and
always pleasant; but she has little else to do. You don't take very
kindly to the ladies yourself, Davy?"
The boarders frequently accused Davy of being fond of various old widows
and maids in the town, whom he had really never spoken to, and gravely
hinted that the streets were full of rumors of his approaching nuptials;
but he paid no attention to these banters, nor did he now, except to
give a little grunt of contempt for any one so foolish as to marry.
"Why, bless me, Davy," Armsby said, laying down his knife and fork in
astonishment; "how bald you are becoming! Let me see the back of your
head."
Silas turned his back to his employer's husband, and looked up at the
ceiling.
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