Detective and mystery stories; Stone, Fleming (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“Well, I ain’t! But I do want to get the truth as to the three Wheelers.
And once I get it fastened on the lovely Maida, I’ll set to work to get
it off again. But, I’ll know where I’m at.”
“And suppose we fasten it on the lovely Daniel?”
“That’s a serious proposition, F. Stone. For, if he did it, he did it.
And if Maida did it—she didn’t do it. See?”
“Not very clearly; but never mind, you needn’t expound. It doesn’t
interest me.”
Fibsy looked comically chagrined, as he often did when Stone scorned his
ideas, but he said nothing except:
“Orders, sir?”
“Yes, Terence. Hunt up Rachel, the maid, and find out all she knows. Use
your phenomenal powers of enchantment and make her come across.”
“’Tis the same as done, sir!” declared the boy, and he departed at once
in search of Rachel.
He sauntered out of the north door and took a roundabout way to the
kitchen quarters.
Finally he found the cook, and putting on his best and most endearing
little boy effects, he appealed for something to eat.
“Not but what I’m well treated at the table,” he said, “but, you know
what boys are.”
“I do that,” and the good-natured woman furnished him with liberal pieces
of pie and cake.
“Great,” said Fibsy, eating the last crumb as he guilefully complimented
her culinary skill, “and now I’ve got to find a person name o’ Rachel.
Where might she be?”
“She might be ’most anywhere, but she isn’t anywhere,” was the cryptic
reply.
“Why for?”
“Well, she’s plain disappeared, if you know what that means.”
“Vamoosed? Skipped? Faded? Slid? Oozed out?”
“Yes; all those. Anyway, she isn’t on the place.”
“Since when?”
“Why, I saw her last about two hours ago. Then when Mrs. Wheeler wanted
her she wasn’t to be found.”
“And hasn’t sence ben sane?”
“Just so. And as you are part and parcel of that detective layout that’s
infestin’ the house an’ grounds, I wish you’d find the hussy.”
“Why, why, what langwitch! Why call her names?”
“She’s a caution! Get along now, and if you can’t find her, at least you
can quit botherin’ me.”
“All right. But tell me this, before we part. Did she confide to your
willin’ ears anything about the murder?”
“Uncanny you are, lad! How’d you guess it?”
“I’m a limb of Satan. What did she tell you? and when?”
“Only this morning; early, before she flew off.”
“Couldn’t very well have told you after she started.”
“No impidence now. Well, she told me that the night of the murder, as she
ran from here to the garage, she saw on the south veranda a man with a
bugle pipe!”
“A pipe dream!”
“I dunno. But she told it like gospel truth.”
“Just what did she say?”
“Said she saw a man—a live man, no phantom foolishness, on the south
veranda, and he carried a bugle.”
“Did he play on it?”
“No; just carried it like. But she says he musta been the murderer, and
by the same token it’s the man I saw!”
“Oho, you saw him, too?”
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