The Mystery of Witch-Face Mountain, and Other StoriesCraddock, Charles Egbert
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The Mystery of Witch-Face Mountain, and Other Stories
Craddock, Charles Egbert
Cumberland Mountains -- Fiction; Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
There was another fine exhibition of pride on display in the
court-house yard that evening. One might have inferred that Dr. Kane
had made the comet, from his satisfaction in its proportions, his
accurate knowledge and exposition of its history, its previous
appearances, and when its coming again might be expected. He was the
principal physician of the place, and the little telescope was his
property, and he had thus generously loaned it to the public with the
hope of illuminating the general ignorance by a nearer view of the
starry heavens, while it served his own and his neighbors' interest in
the nightly progress of the great comet. Total destruction had been
prophesied as the imminent fate of the telescope, but it had so far
justified its owner's confidence in the promiscuous politeness of
Kildeer County, and had been a source of infinite pleasure to the
country folks from the coves and mountains, who had never before seen,
nor in good sooth heard of, such an instrument. For weeks past almost
all night curious groups took possession of it at intervals, and
doubtless it did much to enlarge their idea of science and knowledge
of celestial phenomena, for often Dr. Kane's idle humor induced him to
stand by and explain the various theories touching comets,--their
velocity, their substance or lack of substance, their recurrence,
their status in the astral economy,--and cognate themes. As he was a
man of very considerable reading and mental qualifications, of some
means for the indulgence of his taste, and a good deal of leisure, the
synopsis of astronomical science presented in the successive
expositions was very well worth listening to, especially by the more
ignorant of the community, who were thus enlightened as to facts
hitherto foreign even to their wildest imaginings.
But following hard on every benefaction is the trail of ingratitude,
and certain of the irreverent in the crowd found a piquant zest in
secret derision of the doctor, who sometimes did, in truth, present
the air of a showman with a panorama. More especially was this the
case when his enthusiasm waxed high, and his satisfaction in the
glories of the comet partook of a positive personal pride.
"What's he goin' ter do about it?" demanded one grinning rustic of
another on the outskirts of the crowd.
"Put salt on its tail," responded his interlocutor.
Others affected to believe that the doctor was performing a great feat
with the long bow, especially in the tremendous measurements of which
he seemed singularly prodigal. A reference to the height of the
mountains of the moon as compared with the neighboring ranges elicited
a whispered hope that the roads were better there than those of the
Great Smoky; and an inquiry concerning the probable fate of the comet
provoked a speculation that when he was done with it he would sell it
at public outcry to the highest bidder at the east door of the
court-house.
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