The Naturalist in Vancouver Island and British Columbia, Volume 1 (of 2)Lord, John Keast
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The Naturalist in Vancouver Island and British Columbia, Volume 1 (of 2)
Lord, John Keast
British Columbia -- Description and travel; Natural history -- British Columbia; Vancouver Island (B.C.) -- Description and travel
Although at this place I observed more direct evidence of some great
internal fire or subterranean laboratory, in which Nature is ever
transforming the elemental forms of crude matter into available
materials for the supply of organic life; still throughout Oregon and
California I have constantly come across similar sulphurous and saline
eruptions, particularly soda-water springs, where the water rises
through the earth, thoroughly impregnated with carbonic-acid gas. At
Napa, not far from San Francisco, native soda-water is collected and
bottled at the springs for the supply of the San Francisco market.
Olympian nectar was never more grateful to the thirsty gods, than is
this soda-water to the hot, parched, and thirsty hunter!
The Doctor had many strange and wild theories about these springs, and
evidently entertained a lively belief in their close proximity to his
Satanic Majesty’s kitchen.
‘Cap’en,’ said the doctor, ‘I calkilate you ain’t a-goin’ home without
just tryin’ a bath?’
I at first declined. I did not feel at all ill, and as I bathed every
day grudged the trouble of undressing. It was of no use—the Major
joined the Doctor; persuasion failing, mild force was hinted at if I
did not comply. I was led, or rather hustled, into the bathing-house.
In one corner of this dismal-looking shed was an immense square tray,
and over it was a most suspicious-looking contrivance, like the rose
of a giant’s watering-pot. I shuddered, for I knew I should be held in
that tray, and deluged from the terrible nozzle.
My miseries commenced by my being seized on by two brawny attendants
(the bathers), and literally peeled like an onion, rather than
undressed. This completed, a small door that I had not noticed before
was opened, and disclosed a kind of cupboard, about six feet square. A
flap of board was raised by an attendant, and supported by a bracket;
a contrivance one frequently sees in small kitchens to economise room.
On this I was laid; my janitors withdrew, the door slammed, and I was
alone in the dark.
A sudden noise, between a hiss and a whistle, enlightened me as to
the fact, that sundry jets of steam were turned on. The room rapidly
filled, and the perspiration soon streamed from my skin. At first I
fancied it rather pleasant; a sort of lazy sleepy feeling came over
me, but as this passed away I felt faint and thirsty, and yelled to be
let out. No reply. I began to think it anything but a joke, and again
shouted: not a sound but the hissing steam.
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