The Naturalist in Vancouver Island and British Columbia, Volume 1 (of 2)Lord, John Keast
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The Naturalist in Vancouver Island and British Columbia, Volume 1 (of 2)
Lord, John Keast
British Columbia -- Description and travel; Natural history -- British Columbia; Vancouver Island (B.C.) -- Description and travel
Once more enabled to see, it was easy to discover the secret: there
being no place for the smoke to escape, it accumulates at the top of
the shed, and one literally, not figuratively, ‘lives under a cloud.’
There was a hum and a burr, as in a nest of angry hornets; a din
increased by the dogs, that fought and rolled in where I sat; and being
by no means particular whether they bit my legs or any other man’s, it
required unwonted agility to keep clear.
During an interval of peace, it was easy to make out that the slave
was coming. Alas! how fleeting are imaginary pictures—poetic
dreams—castles in the air! Half crouching, and waddling rather than
walking, came my ideal; her only covering, a ragged, filthy old
blanket, her face begrimed with the dirt and paint of a lifetime;
short, fat, repulsive, the incarnation of ugliness, a very Hecate!
All my romance vanished like a dissolving-view. For this had I been
squeezed nearly to death, suffocated, poisoned with a noxious stench,
my legs imperilled by infuriated curs, my ears deafened, half devoured
by insatiable blood-suckers?—to aid in paying 50_£._ for the ugliest
old savage eyes ever beheld!
All the chiefs assembled at the fort in the evening to receive payment,
and hand over the slave. Squatting on their heels, nose and knees
together, their backs against the wall, they formed a circle. The pipe
produced (nothing can be done without it); I say pipe, for _one_ only
is used; filled and lighted, it passes from mouth to mouth; each,
taking a good pull, puffs the smoke slowly from his nostrils. The
thirty blankets and two guns being piled in the centre of this strange
assemblage, the slave was led in. Each blanket underwent a most careful
inspection; the guns, snapped and pointed, were finally approved of.
A husky grunt, from each of the council, denoting general approval,
the guns and blankets were carried off in triumph, and we became the
fortunate possessors of this strange purchase.
Whilst in the fort I was tolerably exempt from the insatiable and most
annoying curiosity, that induces Indians to watch everything a stranger
does. One oily old chief, however, always contrived to get into my room
in time to see me dress. He used to stalk in, squat down rolled in a
dirty blanket, and testify his pleasure by a series of grunts slightly
varied in tone. He was certainly the most blubbery-looking man I ever
beheld. Everything about him was suggestive of oil, from his head to
his heels, blanket included; like a compound of salmon and seal’s
flesh, he smelt quite as oily as he looked. Outside, however, there was
no help for it: go where I would, a bodyguard of savages (real untamed
savages too, not semi-civilised articles) was always in attendance.
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