The Navy eternal : $b which is the Navy-that-Floats, the Navy-that-Flies and the Navy-under-the-SeaBartimeus
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The Navy eternal : $b which is the Navy-that-Floats, the Navy-that-Flies and the Navy-under-the-Sea
Bartimeus
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Sea stories; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Naval operations, British -- Fiction
The car swung round the last curve with a splutter of gravel, and slowed
down as it approached the door. The occupants of the back seats
appeared to be engaged with a struggling object in the bottom of the
car, but gradually the turmoil subsided, and four flushed, grinning
faces appeared over the side. The car stopped and the passengers
emerged, disentangling suit-cases, fishing-rods, and golf-clubs from the
rugs. The chauffeur sat like a graven image with the expression of a man
who has done his best to instruct and entertain an audience without hope
of either recompense or acknowledgment on this side of the grave.
“_Nous sommes arrivés_,” crowed the stout Jerome, still panting from his
exertions; together they passed through into the lofty panelled hall in
a babble of chaff and laughter. “The stars in their courses fought for
us. We are reunited, my children, after--how many years is it? Very
clever of you to arrange it.” “Tony,” said another, “that chauffeur of
yours flicked your old bus along to some tune. He’s a star-turn.”
Aughtlone nodded resignedly. “He’s supposed to be suffering from
shell-shock and a piece of shrapnel in the apex of the heart. You
wouldn’t somehow suspect it, would you? Bag anything?”
“Only a hen,” said Foster, surrendering his suit-case to the butler and
exploring amid decanters and a siphon on a side table. “D.D.[5] She
lost her nerve and tried to nip across the road. Say when, Jerry....”
The stout one accepted the long tumbler. “Thanks.... Heigh-ho! Very nice
too.... Yes, that was all the damage.” He contemplated their host over
the rim of his glass. “You appear to own half the county, Tony---- don’t
grudge us a hen.”
“I grudge you nothing,” replied Aughtlone. He surveyed his guests
affectionately. “It’s so jolly good getting you all together like
this--at least, all of us that are----”
“Quite ...” said Foster, with a sudden note of seriousness in his tone.
“You look hot,” said Brakespear, changing the conversation, himself
immaculate in white flannels, with sleekly brushed head.
“All very fine for you to talk,” said the fat man with the eagle of the
Navy-that-Flies on the sleeve of his monkey-jacket. “Only crossed over
from Dunkirk this morning by the destroyer. Fell in with these--Thugs at
Waterloo, and spent the best part of the journey under the seat.”
“We had to strafe him,” explained Longridge. “Twice in the train and
once in the car. He would try and kiss his hand to all the loveliest of
God’s creatures we saw.”
Their host groaned. “What was she like--the last one, I mean?”
“In a governess cart,” said Mayhew, “with two kids and a pink hat.”
The Flying Man put down his glass. “The pink hat may have been hers,” he
said, “but I’m blowed if----”
“No,” said Aughtlone quickly. “No, they’re her nieces. That’s the
vicar’s daughter. ‘Mr. Jerome, you’ll get me ’ung,’ as Harker used to
say.”
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