The Navy eternal : $b which is the Navy-that-Floats, the Navy-that-Flies and the Navy-under-the-SeaBartimeus
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The Navy eternal : $b which is the Navy-that-Floats, the Navy-that-Flies and the Navy-under-the-Sea
Bartimeus
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Sea stories; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Naval operations, British -- Fiction
Now the Navy was very busy. Like the yachtsman, it had not been
altogether blind to signs and portents, because the sea is a wonderful
conductor of electricity--and other things. But it had its own theories
on naval warfare: among others it opined that, properly speaking, this
was an affair of big ships and frequent battles. To fight battles you
require dexterity in the use of weapons--highly scientific and technical
weapons at that. They themselves had been learning to wield these
weapons since they were twelve years old or thereabouts. The yachtsman’s
acquaintance with lethal arms was limited to a 12-bore scatter-gun and a
revolver, with which he enlivened Sunday afternoons becalmed by potting
at empty bottles.
“Just wait till we’ve mopped up these fellows in the North Sea,” said
the Navy--“it won’t take long--and then we’ll talk things over, old
chap.”
So the yachtsman waited, and after a while the Navy found itself
waiting, because the fellows in the North Sea had retired to Kiel,
thumped their chests and said they were waiting too. Thus modern naval
warfare developed from glowing theory into rather wearisome fact.
The yachtsman had not been altogether idle in the meanwhile. He manned
every available motor-boat in the kingdom, and patrolled the coast under
the White Ensign with a rifle and a rather complicated signalling
apparatus. When the supply of motor-boats ran out, the wealthier
yachtsmen built their own, fitted them out at their own expense, and
manned them. They manned them indiscriminately: one was a captain,
another was a deck-hand, and yet another club-mate the engineer. It
mattered not a whit how or where a man served as long as the spray was
in their faces and the dawn came up out of their beloved sea. They
messed together in cheerful communism, save when they found themselves
under the immediate observation of the brass-bound Navy. Then they grew
self-conscious and the captain fed in splendid isolation: the deck-hand,
who was his next-door neighbour in Surbiton and owned a bigger yacht,
touched his cap when he spoke and called him “sir.”
The Navy noted these things and smiled--not derisively, but with
affection, as men smile at dogs and children. But it was also keenly
observant: it was taking the measure of these enthusiastic amateurs,
without undue haste, deliberately, parting reluctantly with ancient
prejudice and shibboleth. This is the Navy’s way.
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